- ‘Dad Joke Loading’ T-Shirt
- Unusual Knowledge Book
- Carnivore Jerky Bouquet
- Toilet Timer
- Passive Aggressive Note Pad
- ‘I Don’t Need Google’ T-Shirt
- Ugly Children Coffee Mug
- ‘The Reasons You Drink’ Pint Glass
- Ultimate Dad Joke Book
- Smell My Nuts Candle
- Crotchety Old Man Book
- The Complete Far Side
- Father-ish Book
- Toilet Paper Journal
- Cock, The Way Grandma Liked It Cookbook
- Code Brown Emergency Underpants
- One-Line Insults and Put-Downs
- Screaming Goat
- Star Wars Apron
- The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
- Pooping Pooches Calendar
- Desktop Boxing: Knock Out Your Stress
- ‘It’s Not My Fault’ Tennis Book
- Pizza Socks Box
- Potty Putter
- Star Wars Yoda T-Shirt
- How to Traumatize Your Children
- World’s Best Farter T-Shirt
- I’ll Feed All You…Apron
Father’s Day is just around the corner. You could opt for another boring Father’s Day card, or you can get him the awesome Father’s Day gift he deserves. We say leave the DIY greeting cards to Mother’s Day and opt for a funny Father’s Day gift instead.
If there’s one thing dad’s love, it’s a good dad joke. If there are two things they love, it’s a good dad joke and a comfortable t-shirt. When you combine those two things, you’ve got the perfect Father’s Day gift for the dad joke-loving father in your life!
If there’s one thing that dads love, it’s knowing little facts that nobody else knows. This book is full of quirky, funny, and just plain unusual facts that any dad would be proud to bring up in conversation. This 704-page mammoth of a book is crammed full with useless knowledge he’ll absolutely love.
Does your dad love meat? If so, this is the only bouquet he needs. 20 Long Stem Exotic Meat Sticks in 4 Delicious Flavors – 20oz of Meat Altogether. 5 Sticks each of Elk, Buffalo, Venison (Mild), and Venison (Hot). Let your dad know how much he means to you by getting him a delicious meat bouquet!
This unique gift idea sends a clear message to the recipient. No more 40-minute bathroom breaks, guys. It’s time to go or get off the pot. This functional sand timer runs for approximately 5 minutes. It’s the perfect present for Christmas, Father’s Day, stocking stuffers, white elephant, and birthdays.
Express yourself the thinly veiled way! This passive-aggressive memo pad lets you clearly but (somewhat) subtly address a range of behavioral failures in others, including poor attitude and lackluster hygiene—the perfect gift for dads who would like just the right amount of input.
A cute t-shirt for the dad who has daughters who know everything. Why use Google when you can ask your daughter?! 100% USA-grown cotton. A slimmer fit around the mid-section gives these shirts a modern athletic look.
Life can be really hard. At least your dad doesn’t have to worry about having ugly children. Every parent lays awake at night agonizing over whether or not their offspring will be attractive. Your father is so lucky. Please, let him know of his good fortune with a funny coffee mug gift that says so.
Does your dad love a cold beer? Does he drink because of you? This gift idea might hit a little too close to home, but that’s what makes it great. Your dad may have developed a love of fine craft brews because of you, but at least he got this cool pint glass out of the deal.
If your dad loves dad jokes, then this is the gift for him. And, let’s face it, he could use some new material. With 501 dad jokes and puns, this book will end up being just as much of a gift to you as it is to him. This is a great gift for first-time dads as they might not be prepared yet for the biological need to interject dad jokes at every turn. It’s just a real winner of a gift.
The type of candle every dad wants. Banana Nut Bread, Toasted Coconut, and Hazelnut make this candle a truly outstanding combination of scents. 13 oz jar of our specially blended soy and paraffin wax with a 100 hours burn time. Made in the USA.
Nothing says “I love you” like making fun of how old your dad is getting. Let him know that you want to protect him from becoming a crotchety old man with this hilarious how-to book.
“Every one of these cartoons is just something that drifted into my head when I was alone with my thoughts. And, for better or worse, I ‘jotted’ them down. It was only later, when perhaps I received an angry letter from someone, that it struck me: Hey! Someone’s been reading my diary!” –Gary Larson, from the preface to The Complete Far Side
This highly relatable collection gets to the heart of parenting: all those unexpected fails, awkward conversations, and well-intentioned little white lies. Clint chronicles all these things and more with stories like “The Time My Son Realized I Was Santa,” “I’ve Never Been to Hell, but I Have Been to a Little Girl’s Birthday Party,” and “How to Get the Sex Talk Very, Very Wrong.” And with each story, you’ll see over and over again that there really aren’t any rules when it comes to parenting, and all you can do is try your best.
Funny Father’s Day notebook that reads:”Great Dads Like You Are Harder To Find Than A Pack Of Toilet Paper During A Pandemic” is a perfect alternative for a gift card to say to your father “Happy Father’s Day.” Inside, you’ll find a lined journal to write in, for creative writing, for creating lists, for scheduling, organizing, and recording your thoughts.
Does your dad enjoy cooking? Does he have a sense of humor? Would your mother be mortified to see him open up this unique gift in front of everyone? If so, this might be the single funniest gift of all time. Cock, The Way Grandma Liked It is the cookbook we all want your dad to receive this Father’s Day.
Does your dad or grandpa love gag gifts? These Code Brown Commandos are sure to bring a roaring laugh to the entire party. When “disaster” strikes, you’ll be prepared. Every order comes with 3 pairs of individually-packaged underpants.
Dad loves to win arguments. If they can win an argument by burning their opponent to a charred crisp, even better. 450 One Line Insults and Put-Downs is the ammunition your dad needs to fulfill his dreams of being the ultimate hilarious father.
Want a really unique Father’s Day gift? Why not give your dad a weird screaming goat thing? Your pop’s new goat companion sits on a tree stump base. When you give him a gentle press, he screams! The kit also includes a 32-page illustrated pocket guide of fun facts and trivia about everyone’s favorite farm animal. This quirky goat is the perfect gift for Father’s Day!
Does the father figure in your life love Star Wars? Do they love puns? Are they a grilling aficionado? May The Forks Be With You Star Wars apron is the perfect way to melt your nerdy dad’s Deathstar of a heart.
Want to give your dad something sentimental and funny? The Complete Calvin and Hobbes might be the perfect gift. Calvin and Hobbes is unquestionably one of the most popular comic strips of all time. The imaginative world of a boy and his real-only-to-him tiger was first syndicated in 1985 and appeared in more than 2,400 newspapers when Bill Watterson retired on January 1, 1996. The entire body of Calvin and Hobbes’s cartoons published in a truly noteworthy tribute to this singular cartoon in The Complete Calvin and Hobbes.
I am well aware that by the time Father’s Day rolls around, it might seem like a 2021 Calendar is slightly outdated. However, this calendar is comprised entirely of dogs pooping. This is the perfect gift for your dad to hang up in his man cave to be the official man cave calendar for the next twenty years.
Is your dad or grandpa a boxing fan? Do they have stress in their life? Desktop Boxing is the perfect desk accessory for fun yet effective stress relief. Don’t take out your stress on your coworkers. Take it out on this mini punching bag! Box includes A mini desktop punching bag with a suction cup base, two tiny boxing gloves for your pointer fingers, a mini-book with basic finger boxing moves, and boxing trivia.
Got a lover of tennis in your life this Father’s Day? With laugh-out-loud cartoons, It’s Not My Fault is a hilarious book of tennis humor and excuses. The perfect gift for the dad in your life who hates to lose and would like a fun excuse at the ready for if/when he does lose.
Is your dad a fan of pizza or colorful socks? Then, Pizza Socks Box is an ideal gift for him! The fashion for colorful socks flourishes, and you won’t be able to find crazier socks than pizza socks packed in a box that looks like a real pizza.Made from 80% Cotton, 17% Polyamide, 3% Elastane.
If the dad in your life loves to golf, loves to take his time in the bathroom, AND loves good gag gifts, then this Potty Putter is the perfect gift trifecta. It’s everything a good gag gift should be, and one your whole family will get a kick out of this Father’s Day!
Does your nerdy father figure love Star Wars, enjoy a good pun, but DOES NOT need or want an apron? Have no fear; the Yoda Best Dad Ever Star Wars T-shirt will do the trick. These 100% cotton t-shirts are comfortable, get the point across that you like Star Wars, and come in a host of colors and patterns.
Parents of the world rejoice! Knock Knock’s bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new, totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or tried out an entirely new approach, you are bound to succeed!
Does your dad love fart jokes? We’ve got you covered with the World’s Best Farter t-shirt. All the punny goodness any dad could want in a 100% cotton wrap. Comes in sizes small-5XL. Would your dad rather have a Word’s Best Farter coffee mug? We can do that too!
Does your dad love to BBQ or otherwise wear a funny apron? Does he lovingly refer to you and your siblings as ‘fuckers’? I think we’ve found one of the best Father’s Day gift ideas. Wrap it up!
