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27 Ugly Funny Christmas Sweaters To Pull Focus At The Holiday Party

Updated on July 6, 2021 Updated on Jul 6, 2021
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    CNN once called the ugly Christmas sweater the fashion equivalent of a Hallmark movie. What an on-point analogy! The festively kitsch pullover is now synonymous with the yuletide and is fast becoming a competitive sport. Here are 27 sweaters to cement your place at the very center of attention.

  1. Gingerbread Roid Rage
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    This sweater makes me giggle over and over. It’s a great example of simple humor that just lands. If I were a gingerbread man I’d definitely be “performance-enhancing” my physique.

  3. Christmas in tha Dogg House
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    When outside my crib there rolled such a clatter, I stuck my head out and yelled “What tha f*@% is the matter?!” Whether you’ve got “Christmas in tha Dogg House” on replay or you’re sippin’ on gin and juice with the family, Snoop is by your side.

  5. The Birthday Boy
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    Sure to make an impact at any ugly Christmas sweater party, this Happy B’day Jesus sweater has it all – vibrant colors, loads of texture, and (according to reviewers) it’s also thick and soft.

  7. Naughty Or Nice
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    “That’s what she said” jokes are endless, but also endlessly funny. ThisTipsy Elves Santa sweater will grab you some belly laughs while drinking brandy around the yule log.

  9. Stocking Stuffer?
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    Girl, this ain’t just funny it’s damn functional! Buy all the work gals this women’s ugly Christmas sweatshirt and wear them to the office holiday party together. You shouldn’t have any trouble finding a few bottles of wine on arrival.

  11. Lampooning All The Way
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    Christmas movies make some of the best ugly Christmas sweater ideas. Chevy Chase may be the drawcard but who could forget Julia Louis-Dreyfus’s scene-stealing turn in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Team up with your significant other to take her accusatory quote for a spin.

  13. Bah Humbug
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    Don’t try to hide it, wear your curmudgeonly displeasure with pride, and at least get a laugh while doing so. Hanes makes this men’s ugly Christmas sweater so you know the quality will be good (though some would argue that questionable quality is part of the hunt.)

  15. Wearable Drinking Game
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    Bring the party to you by becoming the drinking game! This drinking-game-ugly-Christmas-sweater hits the bullseye in so many ways. The velcro balls have loads of sticking power and the rules couldn’t be any clearer.

  17. The Stag Of Subtlety
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    More of a subtle guy? Like to make people work harder for your jokes? These shagging reindeer should do the trick. Grandma won’t even notice.

  19. Newborn Jesus
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    What’s cuter than a Fa La Llama on a Xmas sweater? Baby Jesus. Carry him around like the Mandalorian and baby Yoda, and see how easily he grabs the attention. I mean, it ain’t Xmas without a “little” Jesus. Ba-dum ching! 

  21. Certified Ugliest
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    Did someone say tacky Christmas sweater? Well, this hairy thing of beauty has arrived and it’s 3D and unisex! Perfect for that festive gathering with the in-laws.

  23. ‘Tis The Season
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    Sometimes you’ve just gotta fake it till you make it. So if the holidays don’t make you feel particularly festive, don this sweater on Christmas Day, and half your holiday spirit is complete. Merry Christmas!

  25. Flash That Chest
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    Light up everyone’s evening – literally – with this light-up ugly Christmas sweater. It comes with a hidden battery pack to make those Christmas tree lights twinkle and change color. According to reviewers, it’s also a thicker-style (good quality) sweater.

  27. Jingle Ma’ Bells
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    This is a lovely-looking knit sweater, even without the decorations. But add those jingle bells and you’ll be making spirits bright at any party. 

  29. A Golden Oldie
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    Witty, cute, and original, this nod to the Golden Girls makes for the ultimate holiday season pullover. It comes in a vast range of sizes that will fit both men and women.

  31. Wink, Wink
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    A little naughty but super cute, this Santa Claus holiday sweater is, without a doubt, a statement piece. It’s a great gift for Dad that will go over the kid’s heads.

  33. Cookies and Milk
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    Funny ugly Christmas sweaters don’t need to be over-the-top to make an impact. Case in point: these matchy-matchy, high-quality, crewneck sweaters. The message is simple (simply dirty) and perfect for teaming up with your partner at family gatherings– your MIL will love it!

  35. Cat Lovers
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    Blizzard Bay sweaters always deliver on cozy, soft knits – no scratchiness here! Nor does the cat scratch. Though it darn well looks like it’s about to. If you often find yourself channeling your cat around people, this is your sweater.

  37. Spice It Up
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    When everyone’s expecting a funny sweater and you can’t seem to find something original, go one step further and don a sweater dress. This gingerbread man dress is a) still a sweater b) comfy as all hell and c) ugly to boot!

  39. Glamour Claus
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    If the gay beards had a sanctioned sweater this would be it. And, if Santa really knew how to work it, he’d be riding a float for Pride and using that beard to bring bright and sparkly joy to all. 

  41. Sequins and Style
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    True story: women’s ugly Christmas sweaters can be stylish. Take this little number – it’s fitted perfectly to female bodies (for once!), has a subtle but festive color palette, and just the right amount of sparkle. Not to mention, it reminds everyone that you are, indeed, sleighin’ it.

  43. The Science of Christmas
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    Try something a little different this time of year and opt for a funny cardigan-sweater instead. It’ll let your armpits breathe and, if you’re an atheist, there’s no better choice than a couple of festive dinosaurs.

  45. Snowflakes and Unicorns
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    You may not believe in Jesus or Santa, but how about unicorns? This sparkly unicorn sweater is festive, cute, and unique, and says, “I make my own rules.” 

  47. Half-Baked
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    Christmas is a time for eating a heap of food and falling asleep. Likewise, getting baked is a time for eating a heap of food and falling asleep. Now that seems like a partnership that was meant to be.

  49. On Comet! On Cupid!
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    There are just not enough funny Xmas sweaters that take a chilly head into account. This hoodie sweater brings it all – a comfy sweater, a toasty hood, and antlers to hang things on. Grab a red nose to round off your Rudolph. 

  51. St. Carlton
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    Bring it back old skool with this “Carlton in a Santa hat” 1990s-style Christmas sweater. Then break into that famed Carlton dance and win the party! But if you prefer the Fresh Prince, well, he’s an option too.

  53. DIY Fun
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    Finally, you can always make your own ugly fun by customizing a sweatshirt with a photo of yourself, a family member, or a beloved TV character. Go big and get everyone to wear a sweater with Dad’s mug on it when you greet him on Christmas morning. He’ll be chuffed. Depending on the photo.