- Pole Dancing Gingerbread
- Cousin Eddie
- Moira Rose
- Van Gogh
- Funny Math Ceramic
- Saggy Boobs
- Farting Gnome
- Artistic Profanity
- Toilet Paper and Poop
- Happy Birthday, Jesus!
- Merry Merlot
- Dr. Fauci Keepsake
- Santa Claus Riding A Unicorn
- Nicolas Cage
- Humping Reindeer
- Cat Butt Hole
- Rainbow Unicorn Merman
- Good Mom
- Gingerbread Tan
- Miniature Shoe Box Bauble
- Y-Front Undies
- Atheist Bauble
- Pumpkin Spice Latte
- Bernie Sanders
- Nudie Claus
- A Holy Shit
- Bitten Gingerbread People
- Toilet Paper
- Cat Mugshot
- Beer Pong
- Selfie Jesus
- Notorious RBG
- Jingle Balls
Whether your tree needs an overhaul or you’re buying for someone with cheeky tastes, there are plenty of funny Christmas ornaments out there. Here’s a list of some of our favorites– be they unconventional, silly, naughty, or nicely odd.
Whether it’s a gift, a stocking stuffer, or a secret Santa present you seek, this candy cane pole dancin’ gingerbread will make an impact. Squeeze its belly and you’ll get a naughty rap version of “Tis the Season.”
National Lampoons’ Christmas Vacation fan on your hands? They’ll instantly know this scene with Cousin Eddie without any explanation or movie quote necessary, which is why it’s such a great gift. Prefer Clark and his chainsaw? Over HERE.
While on pop culture, plenty of Schitt’s Creek fans would scream in ecstatic excitement over a Moira Rose ornament for their tree– especially one that highlights her eccentric linguistic abilities.
Here’s a gift idea for the art fans – otherwise you’ve probably no idea who this fellow is or why he’s got a bandaged head (hint: severed ears!). From the imagination of ornament king Cody Foster, it’s hand-painted and hand-glittered.
This Christmas tree ornament is for a sibling with horrendous math inabilities, the buddy who recalls the torture of algebra, or the professor teacher in your life. It’s simple but sure to get a good laugh.
Give that special someone some naughty fun with these sagging old lady boobies. Hide them amongst the Christmas lights and see who notices them. Or, gift them as a secret Santa treat to Uncle Fred. One thing’s for sure; these boobies are handmade and high-quality.
Well, you can’t go wrong with an aggressively farting gnome. I mean his face says it all. But if you need more proof, press his butt cheeks and he shall fart to the tune of Deck the Halls.
These decorations are perhaps the sweetest way to say a personalized “Merry Christmas”, to a grinch near and dear. Choose from Merry Christmas Dickhead, Merry Christmas Asshole, or You’re a Ho Ho Ho. Pretty, handmade, and spicy!
What’s more romantic than gifting one of these wooden ball ornaments to your better half for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, or your anniversary? Of course, it would also look great as a gift tag on a more significant gift.
It’s time to celebrate the OG birthday boy! With a birthday cake and party hat, he also arrives in an unopened collectors gift box from famed “ornamenteers”, Tree Buddees.
While on the topic of turning water into wine, perhaps your boozehound Aunt is also adept at the same skill. Show her you know what she really loves with this realistic Merlot glass ornament.
Big family get-togethers are a great time to remind everyone to “Wash your f’n hands!” While also commemorating a time in history – and a gravelly voice – we’ll never forget. This ceramic ornament is your Dr. Fauci memorabilia. Hand sanitizer sold separately.
Santa delivering his presents on a unicorn? Why not? It’s no different than flying reindeer. Whether for a young child who adores unicorns or your gay bestie who swears Santa is “sooo not straight,” this is a super cute ornament.
Because… Nicolas Cage. There’s no rhyme or reason other than the fact that this holiday decor is downright hilarious. Trust us, this will be worth it for the reactions.
Not your average Hallmark find, here’s an ornament that’s sure to make an impact. Though it may take them just a second longer. The perfect decoration for your life partner, this week’s fling, or just to see the expression on Mom’s face.
What cat lover wouldn’t appreciate a cat butt hole for their tree? The cat butts are hand-crocheted out of 100% wool in a variety of colors. This one’s a gray tabby cat, but you can also find an orange tabby, a black cat, a brown calico tortie, and a white cat.
Not gonna lie – obsessed with how adorbs these are, and your gay friends will be too. This rainbow unicorn merman knocking back cocktails is only the tip of the merman universe. There’s also a beefcake merman holding a cake, and a vast array of sexy “Bears” like this one.
A wisecrackin’ mom will appreciate this ornament no matter your age and it would make a great stocking stuffer. Or you could use it as a gift tag for her Mother’s Day or birthday gift.
Know someone who’s addicted to their tan? Or off to spend Christmas in the heat of the southern hemisphere? This gingerbread man is baking himself to a crisp and makes for a simple but effective joke.
This bauble is super cute for shoe lovers, especially those expecting a new pair of sneakers as a Christmas day gift. Hint that their present revolves around shoes, then gift them these mini Nike and Adidas boxes.
If they complain you’re always giving them undies for Xmas; take control of that narrative beautifully with these glittery underpants.
The irony won’t be lost on the recipient of this black and white glass ball and it will surely take prime position on their very non-religious tree.
The PSL obsession is more real than Frosty the Snowman. If you know someone who lives for fall just so they can pumpkin-spice up their lives, this is for them. Personally, all I can hear is Last Week Tonight’s PSL voice-over guy, lol.
He may have ended his presidential run, but thankfully Bernie is far from out of the picture. So commemorate the inauguration of his adorable mittens in this wooden keepsake holiday ornament.
There’s no use trying to understand why Santa and Mrs. Claus are so funny naked? They just are. Make someone smile this Christmas with this delightfully enduring couple caught with their pants down.
This poop ornament says so much– “Hey, you’re an atheist!”, “OMG, you’re going to be parents!”, “What the hell, you bought a house!?” Whatever you need to say, say it with a holier than thou Christmas poo.
This joke never gets old and it’s so darn cute! Here you can get one, or a pack of four, felt gingerbread, each fittingly nibbled upon. A great treat for kids and adults alike.
Decorate their tree with TP! Toilet paper got a lot funnier in Pandemic 2020 (painfully so), but did it ever go out of style? This roll is quilted and ultra-plush and says so much for such a tiny, hand-glittered roll.
Every cat owner will relate to this one– cats just can’t stay away from bright Xmas baubles, glittery tinsel, and anything that looks like a scratching stick.
How do you say Merry Xmas to a college freshman or college grad? This ornament shows a ping pong ball splashing into a red solo cup filled with beer and will absolutely speak their language.
If you need to make Jesus cool for the kids again, here’s your Christmas tree decoration. This one makes a great stocking stuffer for the tweens and teens… or your super orthodox Uncle Roger.
Speaking of icons, every woman in your household needs a notorious RBG figurine for their tree. Ruth thought her pop culture moniker was hilarious, and so do we.
And… last but not least, how about some jingle balls? These seriously silly scrotums pack a punch, in varying skin tones. They’d make pretty awesome stocking stuffers/gag gifts for all the men, or women, in your family.