- 90’s Mistaken Lyrics Coasters
- Game of Phones
- The Bathroom Guestbook
- National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Glass Moose Mug
- Disposable Camera
- Wine Condoms
- The Star Wars Cook Book
- Bob Ross Coffee Mug
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Relative Insanity
- Top Movies Scratch Off Poster
- Nicolas Cage Face Off T-Shirt
- Beaker Wine Glass
- Mariah Carey Merry Christmas Vinyl
- Dentures Ice Cube Tray
- Candy Bento Box
- Snarky Oven Mitt
- Fun Wine Tumbler
- Christmas Story Bottle Opener
- Crafting With Cat Hair
- Subtle Butt
- Half Pint Glass
- 50 Ways to Eat Cock
- Beer Soap
- Ax Pizza Cutter
- The Room Movie
- Burrito Blanket
- AvoSeedo Avocado Tree Growing Kit
- F-Bomb Bath Bomb
Dirty Santa or White elephant parties can be a great way to exchange gifts with a crowd, but you need the right gifts to encourage some friendly competition. To make sure your contribution to the game is worthy, here are some funny dirty Santa gift ideas for your next exchange. Remember, play it dirty, so you walk away with the best gift.
Does your heart yearn for flannel and Crystal Pepsi? Are you sad to realize that many years have passed since the introduction of knowing what you want, what you want? Then this is the set for you! That sound, you hear? That’s the sound of your Doc Martins calling from the closet. Go ahead, lace them up and get nostalgic about a time you swore you’d want to forget. Isn’t it ironic.
Game of Phones turns your trusty cellular companion into the subject of a scavenger hunt between you and your friends. Just gather your friends and their smartphones (sorry, flip phone, you’re not invited), draw a prompt card, and see who can use their phones the fastest to create an emoji masterpiece, show off the last photo you took, or find the weirdest Google Image result for your name.
Everyone loves a little toilet humor! Turn the everyday bathroom break into a chance to record your deepest thoughts for the ages with this quirky guest book. Let friends and family mark each trip to the loo with thoughts, doodles, and assessments of the local décor so others can enjoy their ruminations from the can for decades to come. This padded hardcover journal, complete with foil stamping and a ribbon to mark its 112 pages, will make any water closet just a little bit cheekier.
Would you like to drink your egg nog out of a moose mug like Clark Griswold, but you’re not up for a cross-country road trip to get your own from Walley World? The simple solution is to have this Christmas Vacation 8oz Moose Mug sent right to you instead!
This one would be a fun throwback for anyone at the party. Loaded with Superia X-TRA 400 film comes with 27 exposures. Flash range up to 10 feet, a fixed-focus lens for sharp, clear pictures. Compact and easy to use but not so environmentally friendly.
Ever hesitated on opening that second bottle of wine? No more. Wine Condoms are a great solution to preserving wine. Our super seal prevents oxygen from entering the bottle and spoiling the wine. The perfect gift for wine lovers. Makes a great stocking stuffer or dirty Santa gift.
From C-3PO Pancakes to Jedi Juice Bars, this intergalactic Star Wars cookbook features healthy snacks, delicious dishes, sweet treats, and easy main courses no Rebel can resist. With hilarious photos and safety tips for cooking on Earth as well as in most space stations, Wookiee Cookies even includes a sheet of shiny Star Wars stickers.
Bob Ross Self-Painting Mug. This mug is for loyal fans of Bob Ross. “Play. Have fun.” When the mug is cold, the image of Bob Ross reminds you to be calm and find time in your life to create. When you pour in a hot beverage, a Bob Ross painting appears to inspire you. “It’s a good day to be alive. Come to think of it; every day’s a good day to be alive.” What are you waiting for?
Even if you don’t have a B.A. in English, you’re gonna drink as you do! From barflies to book clubs, Tequila Mockingbird is the world’s bestselling cocktail book for the literary obsessed. Featuring 65 delicious drink recipes paired with wry commentary on history’s most beloved novels, Tequila Mockingbird also includes bar bites, drinking games, and whimsical illustrations throughout.
This laugh-out-loud party game uses bits of comedian Jeff Foxworthy’s material that mix and match to create wacky situations that families and friends will love! One player reads a setup card, like ‘While walking past my sister’s bedroom, I heard her say…’ and then other players choose a punch line card to fill in the blank, hoping the reader will pick theirs as the best. A great dirty Santa gift and fun to play at the party.
Some films will never get old. Timeless classics with life-changing stories, inspiring actors, and genius direction that all work together to create pure magic. Learn more about cinema, the world and yourself from the 100 best movies of all time. Reunite with your heroes and remember the scenes that made you laugh and cry.
Do you highfalutin city slickers think country folk doesn’t drink wine? Nothing could be further from the truth! That’s why we made Vinderalls, the overalls for your wine. These make sure that your gift of wine isn’t seen as snooty, but instead that it’s the kind of wine that works for a living. It also has a slot for a gift card. You can never go wrong with a bottle of wine at your next dirty Santa gift exchange.
Face/Off is a phenomenal 1997 action movie starring Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. The two actors compete who can chew the most scenery and deliver the most insane one-liners while switching roles partway through the movie. Sure the quality of their movies may have taken a horrid nose-dive, but they still hold a place in pop-culture! This will be a big hit at your white elephant gift exchange.
Wine lover meets chemistry nerd. Periodic Tableware marries the clarity of science with the art of mixology, capturing the reaction between laboratory glass and modern barware. Perfect science gift for a wine drinker! These also come in beaker mugs and shot glasses.
This is a holiday season staple. Merry Christmas is the first Christmas album and the fourth studio album by Mariah Carey. This contemporary holiday-themed album features versions of popular Christmas tunes and original material. Widely acclaimed for Mariah Carey’s skillful songwriting and flavored vocals, this Limited Red Vinyl LP includes a particular song not available on the CD version.
Get grins immediately from guests at your next cocktail party with denture-shaped ice cubes. This ice cube tray is the perfect companion for your next home or office party. Liven up any drink with these festive ice cubes! These make a great gag gift or white elephant gift exchange.
Gummy candy sushi comes with nine pieces of candy modeled after sushi rolls and garnishings, arranged on a plastic tray. This sushi bento box combines gummy, marshmallow, and licorice candies to produce five classic sushi staples. Candy sushi features fruity, sour, and licorice flavors giving a delightful surprise to any sushi lover.
Anyone who spends a lot of time in the kitchen will love this snarky oven mitt. A little cinnamon, a lot of butter, and a heaping cup of brilliance. But no raisins. Never raisins. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
Enjoy a relaxing evening with your new favorite stemless wine glass, which reads Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wine Gone. The glass holds 15 ounces of your favorite white or red vino. This wine glass is the perfect choice after a long, rough day or a humorous start to enjoying a drink with friends.
Make hilarious new holiday memories with the A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Metal Bottle Opener. This fun tool is perfect for a lighthearted gift at a Dirty Santa, Yankee Swap, or white elephant Christmas party.
Are your favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Do you love to make quirky and one-of-a-kind crafting projects? If so, then it’s time to throw away your lint roller and curl up with your kitty! Crafting with Cat Hair shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts. From kitty tote bags and finger puppets to fluffy cat toys, picture frames, and more, these projects are cat-friendly, eco-friendly, and require no special equipment or training. A hilarious gift for a dirty Santa party.
Take the bad part out of the fart with Subtle Butt fart pads. We combined activated carbon, fabric, and adhesive to create the most effective fart pad on the market. Each pack of 5 Subtle Butt fart pads effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence. Stick one in the right place, and you’re ready for a chili cook-off or an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet.
Keep your dignity and your wits about you with this inspired half-pint glass. Made of high-quality glass, the half-pint is exactly what you would expect from the name: A pint glass sliced in half to make a half-pint glass! This designer glass is a great gift for football fans; after all – it is a game of 2 halves, or just for friends who aren’t big drinkers but still like to fit in. From the front, the half-pint glass looks just like a full pint. It is only from the side that the visual deception reveals itself. Great novelty gift for a beer advocate!
Cooking cock is tougher than you might think. Learn to slay this dragon from someone who has trained at the breast of some of Europe’s sauciest moms and grandmas. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You’ll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into a delicious and finger-licking gourmet meal.
You can now raise and nurture sangria’s (the lazy egg) in a Tamagotchi environment. Hatch and take care of to determine which version of you get! Give attention, feed it sauce or a tomato and play games, so it doesn’t turn into an egg dish! But if that happens, no worries, start again to see which version you raise next!
Beer soap is a perfect gift for just about anyone who has ever enjoyed a beer or cider. But it’s also great for people who enjoy great scents, artisan soaps, and fun American-made goods. This isn’t some stinky local artisan handmade soap from the hipster down the street that you purchased out of obligation. The scents are derived from the beer itself and can be described as smelling spicy, roasty, fruity, sweet, and fresh, depending on the variety of soap.
Cut pizza in style with this ax-shaped pizza cutter! Featuring a durable rotating blade and comfortable bamboo handle, this is the perfect way to bring out your inner lumberjack while cutting pizza, quesadillas, pasta, or several other foods. Axe Pizza Cutter is also dishwasher safe for easy cleanup.
The worst best movie ever created. Virtually nothing about The Room makes sense. The acting is incredibly bad. But it’s astounding awfulness has helped it attain cult status—is now receiving a dramatized origin story courtesy of James Franco’s The Disaster Artist.
Have you ever wanted to be a giant burrito? Well, now you can. Lay down inside the blanket and roll yourself up, becoming the burrito that you’ve always wanted to be. To keep you and your loved ones especially cozy on a crisp night as you wrap up by the fireplace to watch some TV, or spread it out on the ground for a picnic!
AvoSeedo is simply the perfect tool for you to grow avocado trees at home: It is a small plastic gadget with a hole where you can insert an avocado pit. It increases the success rate of the avocado germination.
Dissolve stress! Melt anger! This fragrant fizzer is designed to do just that. So the next time you’re FRUSTRATED, drop an “F” bomb. Hold it in your hand as it dissolves because there’s a fun little surprise inside.