- Eat Cock Book
- 90’s Mistaken Lyrics Coasters
- Snoop Dog Cookbook
- Wine Condoms
- The Bathroom Guestbook
- Christmas Vacation Mug
- Dentures Ice Cube Tray
- Crafting With Cat Hair
- Burrito Blanket
- Dumbell Pint Glasses
- Bob Ross Coffee Mug
- Debatable Party Game
- Top Movies Scratch Poster
- Relative Insanity
- Ax Pizza Cutter
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Bomb Bath Bomb
- The Star Wars Cook Book
- Disposable Camera
- DIY Avocado Growing Kit
- Fun Wine Tumbler
- Beer Soap
- Funny Oven Mitt
- Nicolas Cage Face Off Tee
- Candy Bento Box
- Mariah Carey Merry Christmas Vinyl
- Game of Phones
- Beaker Wine Glass
- The Room Movie
- Sexy Lips Planter
Dirty Santa gift exchanges, White elephant parties, and even Secret Santa gift swaps are great ways to exchange gifts with a crowd, and you don’t even need to know the person well. The best dirty Santa gift ideas revolve around funny gifts, having a sense of humor, and encouraging some friendly competition.
Let’s talk about mistaken lyric coasters, denture ice cubes, crafting with cat hair, beer soap, funny games, Mariah Carey Xmas vinyl, disposable film cameras, and a cookbook entitled 50 Ways To Eat Cock. There’s even a very special Face/Off tee and some Wookie cookies.
Most of these gifts also make stellar stocking stuffers for your family and friends – depending on their persuasions.
To make sure your contribution to the game is worthy, here are some funny dirty Santa gift ideas for your next exchange. Remember, play it dirty, so you walk away with the best gift! Game on!
Cooking cock is tougher than you might think. Learn to slay this dragon from someone who has trained at the breast of some of Europe’s sauciest moms and grandmas. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You’ll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into a delicious, finger-licking, gourmet meal.
Does your heart yearn for flannel and Crystal Pepsi? Are you sad to realize that many years have passed since the introduction of knowing what you want, what you want? Then this is the set for you! That sound, you hear? That’s the sound of your Doc Martins calling from the closet. Go ahead, lace them up and get nostalgic about a time you swore you’d want to forget. Isn’t it ironic?
Looking for cookbooks with a little more personality? Welcome to the Boss Dogg’s Kitchen. Your secret Santa will love the first cookbook and recipe book from Tha Dogg, From Crook to Cook: Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg’s Kitchen. You’ve seen Snoop Dogg work his culinary magic on VH1’s Emmy-nominated Martha and Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party, and now Tha Dogg’s up in your kitchen…with his first cookbook.
Ever hesitated to open that second bottle of wine? No more. Wine Condoms are a great solution to preserving wine. The super seal prevents oxygen from entering the bottle and spoiling your precious bottle. This is the perfect holiday gift for wine lovers, and it makes a great stocking stuffer or dirty Santa gift.
Everyone loves a little toilet humor! This subtle prank is a bestseller at Amazon and a very popular gift idea! This quirky guest book will turn the everyday bathroom break into a chance to record your deepest thoughts for the ages. Let friends and family mark each trip to the loo with thoughts, doodles, and assessments of the local décor so others can enjoy their ruminations from the can for decades to come. This padded hardcover journal, complete with foil stamping and a ribbon to mark its 112 pages, will make any water closet just a little bit cheekier.
Would you like to drink your egg nog from a moose mug just like Clark Griswold, but you’re not up for a cross-country road trip to get your own from Walley World? The simple solution is to have this set of two Christmas Vacation 8oz Moose Mugs sent right to you instead! A fun gift for die-hard National Lampoons fans.
Get grins immediately from guests at your next cocktail party with denture-shaped ice cubes. This ice cube tray is the perfect companion for your next home or office party. Liven up any drink with these festive ice cubes! These make a great gag gift or white elephant gift exchange.
Are your favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Do you love to make quirky and one-of-a-kind crafting projects? If so, then it’s time to throw away your lint roller and curl up with your kitty! Crafting with Cat Hair shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts. From kitty tote bags and finger puppets to fluffy cat toys, picture frames, and more, these projects are cat-friendly, eco-friendly, and require no special equipment or training. A hilarious gift for a dirty Santa party.
Have you ever wanted to be a giant burrito? Well, now you can. Lay down inside the blanket and roll yourself up, becoming the burrito you’ve always wanted. Keep you and your loved ones incredibly cozy on a crisp night as you wrap up by the fireplace to watch TV or spread it out on the ground for a picnic!
Get your reps in while enjoying your beer! This set of two beer glasses holds 25 ounces each and is dishwasher safe. Great novelty gift for a beer advocate or the fitness junkie in your life! Whether for a family member gift exchange or an office holiday party, this gift is a winner.
This mug is for loyal fans of Bob Ross and coffee. “Play. Have fun!” When you pour a hot beverage in, the solid background comes to life with Bob’s stunning original artwork and the quote, “No mistakes, just happy accidents.” Light up someone’s morning every single day.
Do foil hats protect your thoughts from alien mind readers? Should post-mortem organ donation be mandatory? Who doesn’t love a good argument? Now you can finally prove to your friends and family that you can win ANY fight, regardless of the topic and which side you’re on. In Debatable, all players are politicians taking turns debating both serious and silly issues using creative debate strategies like “Deny everything,” “Resort to personal attacks,” and “Use made-up science to support you.”
Some films will never get old. Timeless classics with life-changing stories, inspiring actors, and genius direction work together to create pure magic. Learn more about cinema, the world, and yourself from the 100 best movies of all time. Reunite with your heroes and remember the scenes that made you laugh and cry.
You can now raise and nurture sangria’s (the lazy egg) in a Tamagotchi environment. Hatch and take care of it to determine which version you get! Give attention, feed it sauce or a tomato and play games so it doesn’t turn into an egg dish! But if that happens, no worries, start again to see which version you raise next! This is sure to get a good laugh at your Christmas party.
This laugh-out-loud party game uses bits of comedian Jeff Foxworthy’s material that mix and match to create wacky situations that families and friends will love! One player reads a setup card, like ‘While walking past my sister’s bedroom, I heard her say…’, and then other players choose a punch line card to fill in the blank, hoping the reader will pick theirs as the best. It’s a tremendous dirty Santa gift and fun to play at the party.
Cut pizza in style with this ax-shaped pizza cutter! Featuring a durable rotating blade and comfortable bamboo handle, this is the perfect way to bring out your inner lumberjack while cutting pizza, quesadillas, pasta, or several other foods. The ax pizza cutter is also dishwasher safe for easy cleanup.
Even if you don’t have a B.A. in English, you’re gonna drink like you do! From barflies to book clubs, Tequila Mockingbird is the world’s bestselling cocktail book for the literary obsessed. Featuring 65 delicious drink recipes and wry commentary on history’s most beloved novels, Tequila Mockingbird also includes bar bites, drinking games, and whimsical illustrations.
If you’re having a holiday party or a Secret Santa gift exchange at the office, this relaxing bath bomb makes a great gift idea! Dissolve stress! Melt anger! This fragrant essential oil fizzer (that’s also clean and non-toxic) is designed to do just that. So the next time you’re FRUSTRATED, drop a bath bomb.
From C-3PO Pancakes to Jedi Juice Bars, this intergalactic Star Wars cookbook features healthy snacks, delicious dishes, sweet treats, and accessible main courses no Rebel can resist. With hilarious photos and safety tips for cooking on Earth and in most space stations, Wookiee Cookies even includes a sheet of shiny Star Wars stickers. Great gift for any Star Wars fan.
This one would be a fun throwback for anyone at the party. Loaded with Superia X-TRA 400 film comes with 27 exposures. Flash range up to 10 feet, a fixed-focus lens for sharp, clear pictures. Compact and easy to use but unfortunately comes with no Bluetooth nor a charger.
Who doesn’t love avocados? This unique gift makes one of the best dirty Santa gifts for family members at this year’s Christmas gift exchange! AvoSeedo is simply the perfect tool for you to grow avocado trees at home: It is a small plastic gadget with a hole where you can insert an avocado pit. It increases the success rate of avocado germination.
Enjoy a relaxing evening with your new favorite stemless wine glass, which reads Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wine Gone. The glass holds 15 ounces of your favorite white or red vino. This wine glass is the perfect choice after a long, rough day or a humorous start to enjoying a drink with friends.
Beer soap is a perfect gift for just about anyone who has ever enjoyed a beer, but it’s also great for people who enjoy great scents, artisan soaps, and fun American-made goods. The scents are not derived from the beer itself and can be described as smelling spicy, roasty, fruity, sweet, and fresh, depending on the variety of soap.
Anyone who spends a lot of time in the kitchen will love this snarky dirty Santa game oven mitt. A little cinnamon, a lot of butter, and a heaping cup of brilliance. But no raisins. Never raisins. This oven mitt is super-insulated, 100% cotton, and makes a funny Christmas gift.
Face/Off is a phenomenal 1997 action movie starring Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. The two actors compete to chew the most scenery and deliver the most insane one-liners while switching roles partway through the movie. Sure the quality of their movies may have taken a horrid nose-dive, but they still hold a place in pop culture! This will be a huge hit at your white elephant gift exchange.
Gummy candy sushi comes with nine pieces of candy modeled after sushi rolls and garnishings arranged on a plastic tray. This unisex sushi bento box combines gummy, marshmallow, and licorice candies to produce five classic sushi staples. Candy sushi features fruity, sour, and licorice flavors giving a delightful surprise to any sushi lover.
This is a holiday season staple. This wrapped gift under the Christmas tree will sing in the Christmas spirit. Merry Christmas is the first Christmas album and the fourth studio album by Mariah Carey. This contemporary holiday-themed album features versions of popular Christmas tunes and original material. Widely acclaimed for Mariah Carey’s skillful songwriting and flavored vocals, this Limited Red Vinyl LP includes a particular song not available on the CD version.
Fun Is Coming. Your smartphone already sits on the table while you’re out to brunch -you might as well give it the official party invite. Game of Phones turns your trusty cellular companion into the subject of a scavenger hunt between you and your friends. Just gather your friends and their smartphones, draw a prompt card, and see who can use their phones the fastest to create an emoji masterpiece, show off the last photo you took, or find the weirdest Google Image result for your name. Game of Thrones fans will appreciate this one.
Wine lover meets chemistry nerd. Periodic Tableware marries the clarity of science with the art of mixology, capturing the reaction between laboratory glass and modern barware. Perfect science gift for a wine drinker! These also come in beaker mugs and shot glasses.
If your coworker needs a funny gag gift for their Christmas gift, this is it. The worst best movie ever created. Virtually nothing about The Room makes sense. The acting is incredibly bad. Its astounding awfulness has helped it attain cult status, and it’s now receiving a dramatized origin story courtesy of James Franco’s The Disaster Artist.
This charming little ceramic planter is suitable for any mini plant – herbs, succulents, cacti, air plants, or artificial plants. It may not be suitable for every Secret Santa giftee, but it’s a show-stopping piece– and isn’t that what it’s all about?