36 Funny Coffee Mugs That Will Truly Define You

Updated on August 17, 2022 Updated on Aug 17, 2022
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    If you start each day with caffeine roaring through your bloodstream, don’t sip out of any old mug. You need a mug that defines you, one that will leave its mark on your co-workers and family. Here’s a list of deliciously funny coffee mugs – whether you need a gag gift idea or just want to treat yourself.

  1. Chief Chaos Coordinator
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    Coordinating chaos isn’t a job to be taken lightly! This mug holds 15 ounces of caffeinated joy (bigger than most coffee mugs), and will let everyone in the office know who they can turn to in times of crisis. Whether they like it or not.

  3. Dali Llama
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    Celebrate eccentric artist Salvador Dali and the calmness of a lovely llama with this 50% enlightened, 50% surrealist mug. It’s a simple play on words but it’ll delight those who take the time to read it.

  5. You’ve Been Poisoned


    A hilarious hidden message for the funny people in your life. Make your friends and family laugh every time they reach the bottom of their coffee or teacup. It’s also a great prank to treat unsuspecting guests. 

  7. Frothy Toilet Bowl
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    Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet? This silly ceramic coffee mug holds 12 ounces of your favorite hot beverage and will make those around you do a double-take. It also makes a functional gag birthday gift for co-workers.

  9. Jesus Shaves


    In all the pages of the New Testament, there’s not a single mention of Jesus getting a shave. (John The Baptist got at least one – and that didn’t go down so well.) This mug assumes that Jesus did receive a shave or two during His lifetime, and how a clean-shaven Messiah might look. A great gift for those that really need a haircut.

  11. Game On


    Avid gamers know that caffeine and gaming go hand-in-hand, so why not combine both in your skillful hands? Then, refill when you see “GAME OVER” at the bottom. Makes a funny gift for any gamer in your life.

  13. Prescription Refills
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    Treat your symptoms with the world’s best medicine—coffee! The hilarious Rx label (go ahead, read it) and pill bottle shape make it a great gift. It’s the prescription that cures anything that ails. Multiple doses may be necessary.

  15. My Lil’ Coffee Pot
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    This miniature version of the classic coffee pot used in diners across America is the perfect mug for piping-hot coffee. It’s funny, it’s clever, and it’s pretty stylish. A set of these would look great in an office.

  17. Photographer’s Staple
  18. For the avid photographer in your life, this simple but hilarious quote coffee mug makes an excellent gift for birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, housewarming, or for students and co-workers.

  19. Yes I Have Cat-itude 
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    Anyone who has a cat knows how true this statement is. And we probably all have a co-worker who has this cat-like attitude. Am I right? This mug is for them. 

  21. Coffee+Donuts
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    Mornings got you down? This quirky and fun donut coffee mug is the cure (especially once it’s filled with caffeine). The brightly embossed sprinkle design will bring joy to your heart, and all those around you who are looking on with envy.  

  23. I’m A Pro!
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    An emphatic way to tell the world you know your hustle is real! Absofuckinglutely you can be cocky and fierce. Somebody has to be a professional, it might as well be you! The mug is a humorous, forceful expression to make a point. Great for a family member, friend, or co-worker.

  25. David Meowie
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    This ridiculously cute “David Meowie” cat mug features an adorable little kitty with some fantastic David Bowie stylings. The perfect gift for cat lovers, David Bowie fans, or anyone who wants to stand out in the break room.

  27. Feeling Spiky
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    Time to remind everyone to be a better person! The best gifts are both personal and functional, and that’s why we love funny coffee mugs. Pair it with an actual cactus if you’re gifting it to a plant lover.

  29. Eat A Bag Of…


    This mug might not be safe for the work break room. Or, maybe it is. Either way, this funny cup will be your new favorite way to consume hot or cold beverages when you’re forced to be around people.

  31. Big Mouth
  32. Sitting down with a nice cup of tea and a few dunkable cookies is one of life’s great pleasures. The problem is you need somewhere to shove said cookies prior to dunking. Enter the forehead-slappingly ingenious Dunk Mug. Clever, eh!

  33. Trumped!


    Let Dad know he’s loved tremendously and that you’d let him co-exist on your side of the wall any day. Whether he loves him or hates him, this mug makes for a funny birthday or Father’s Day gift and will certainly be a conversation starter. 

  35. Morning Wood – On The Go
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    The Morning Wood bamboo tumbler is handcrafted from 100% all-natural bamboo wrapped around stainless steel. It’s great for hot or cold beverages and holds 16 ounces of your favorite beverage. See that person winking at you from across the room? They just got the joke. 

  37. Are We There Yet?
  38. Good morning! Time to share your happiness with everybody around you and remind them when’s the best time to approach you. Oh, okay, never mind, too late.

  39. Pickin’ Up Chicks
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    Picking up chicks isn’t so hard! Just follow the three basic steps – bend, squat, lift. Easy! A hilarious mug for the “charmer” in your life who’s always giving dating advice to those around him.

  41. National Treasure 


    There’s no better way to show you adore them (and would search an ice-locked Colonial ship in the Arctic Circle for clues to prove it) than with Nicholas Cage’s face adorned with beautiful flowers. 

  43. May Contain Alcohol


    This campfire-style, enamel travel mug makes a funny gift for any beer lover, homebrewer, drinker, camper, outdoorsman, or coffee lover. Because it’s so portable and sturdy, it can be taken on the road and used everywhere. Gift it with a few mini-bar-sized liquor bottles for a fun bonus.

  45. Where’s My Sloth-ee?
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    We all feel a little slothful before that first cup of coffee. This mug is sure to be a head-turner whether it’s really your day off or you’ve got a full day of meetings. It’s also completely dishwasher and microwave safe, despite the figurine.

  47. Not Today…
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    Let no one stand in your way while you set about leaving your mark today. Or at least while you’re drinking down that black gold. This mug is both funny and stylish with its sweet and unique floral lettering.

  49. Calling All Spreadsheet Nerds
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    Everyone knows that person – the spreadsheet obsessive who gets insanely excited over any excuse to create one. Be it a work problem or just a cleaning schedule around the house. Celebrate their quirk with this funny quote on either a black or white mug (in an 11 or 15 oz size).

  51. Coffee Makes Me…
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    It either does or it doesn’t… but it most probably does. This poop coffee mug may bear a simple catchphrase but it will leave a lasting impression on all those sipping coffee around you.

  53. A Cup O’ Sunshine
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    A cheery mug for a cheerful personality – well it will be after that first cup of joe. A great choice for that friend with the twisted personality who loves to leave her mark on the office.

  55. Shakespearean Insults
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    I thinketh you art a plague sore, m’lady, and here’s a cup to celebrate you. Buy this coffee mug of funny sayings for your best friend and then another for your enemy – no one can throw perfectly poetic insults like the Bard.

  57. Trash Talkin’
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    Trash-talk over coffee with this life-like recycling bin mug. Then park it on your desk and practice throwing paper balls when you’re bored. A unique gift for coffee lovers, and recycling buffs alike.

  59. A Flurry of Flowery Fellas
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    This is a cute and funny coffee cup of blossoming willies. Perfect as an inappropriate novelty gift or for when you feel like being a little shocking yourself. You can even get that special someone’s name personalized on it. 

  61. Dear Mom
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    A fun gift for Mother’s Day, Christmas, or Mom’s birthday, this “mom mug” will remind her to celebrate the wins in her life – like the divine beauty that emanates from you and your siblings.

  63. Birdwatcher’s Delight
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    There is a staggering range of tits out there in the world and this mug captures just a few distinct varieties. One may call this selection, a “collection of nice tits.” Even if they’re not a birdwatcher this mug is sure to go down well with Dad or anyone else that loves a good dad joke. A great gift for bird lovers.

  65. Bottoms Up


    Here’s to you and your day ahead! Have a great one, won’t you? A passive aggressive’s delight, this mug lets you choose that exact appropriate moment to take a swig… and expose your middle finger.

  67. Unicorn With ‘Tude


    For unicorn lovers who want to make a statement in the mornings, this mug is colorful, cute, and funny – and resonates with awesome unicorns everywhere. 

  69. Doctors Only
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    A good old-fashioned doctor’s joke that’s perfect for the doctor in your life. Or for anyone who’s ever worked for a doctor and is still trying to decipher that illegible handwriting years later.

  71. Damn Cute!
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    A silly, beaver-shaped, novelty mug is an adorable way to enjoy a cup o’ joe. This little guy’s a real showstopper that’s sure to make your giftee laugh. Because a grown adult drinking out of a beaver is funny y’all.