52 Riotous Gag Gifts To Make Anyone Pee Their Pants

Updated on February 27, 2022 Updated on Feb 27, 2022
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    If you’re looking for a hysterical Christmas gift to one-up everyone at your white elephant party, we’ve just the thing. You won’t find a whoopee cushion or lame t-shirt on this list. Here are the best gag gifts out there, guaranteed to make anyone pee a little.

  1. Neutralizing Fart Pads
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    Take the bad part out of the fart with the most efficient fart neutralizing pad on the market, effectively filtering odors caused by flatulence. Simply stick one in ya underpants and you’re ready for a chili cook-off or an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet. Giving Subtle Butt as a stocking stuffer is a genius idea for your spouse, boyfriend, or co-worker.

  3. Mini Desk Vacuum
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    The perfect little companion for your desktop, Henry’s two vacuum attachments allow you to reach the tightest spaces—even the crumbs in your keyboard. While tools and accessories store inside to keep things neat. A funny Christmas gift for your fave office buddy. Y’know, the one with the perpetual food-covered desk.

  5. Ass Wipes & Fresh Balls gag-gifts-as-wipes
  6. Here’s a winning survival kit combo – Asswipes and Fresh Balls! Asswipes are a biodegradable moist towelette while Fresh Balls are specially designed to deal with the uncomfortable problems caused by excess moisture and bacteria. This duo will outdo socks and undies as a birthday gift every time! 

  7. Snoop Dog Cookbook
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    Looking for cookbooks with a little more personality? Welcome to the Boss Dogg’s Kitchen. Your secret Santa will love the first cookbook and recipe book from Tha Dogg, From Crook to Cook: Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg’s Kitchen. You’ve seen Snoop Dogg work his culinary magic on VH1’s Emmy-nominated Martha and Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party, and now Tha Dogg’s up in your kitchen…with his first cookbook.

  9. Half Pint Glasses
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    Keep your dignity with this inspired half-pint glass. Made of high-quality glass, the half-pint is precisely what you would expect from the name – a pint that has been very literally sliced in half. Perfect for friends who aren’t big drinkers, as the half-pint glass looks like a whole pint from the front. A set of 2 glasses are included.

  11. Crafting With Cat Hair Book
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    Are their favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Crafting with Cat Hair shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts. These projects are cat-friendly, eco-friendly, and require no special equipment or training, from kitty tote bags and finger puppets to fluffy cat toys, picture frames, and more. Lol.

  13. Light Saber Chopsticks
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    Make them the life of the party with a pair of these uniquely designed chopsticks. They’re compact enough to be carted anywhere, to impress anyone. It is the ideal gift for a Star Wars fan, even if they’re useless with a pair of chopsticks.

  15. Sexy Swimmers Drink Markers
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    Declare the bar open, when these Drinking Buddies arrive! Your giftee will get 12 hunky drink markers plus a marker pen to personalize their skimpy trunks. Then, simply attach the buddy’s hands to the edge of your glass, and he’ll hang around.

  17. Weener Kleener Soap
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    This soap turns a shower into an hour of pure joy! As soon as Weener Kleener was introduced to the world statistics for daily bathing skyrocketed. This naughty stocking stuffer will have every man laughing his way straight to the shower on Christmas morning.

  19. Go Girl Urinal
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    Oh, if only these had been around in my 20s! GoGirl is a female urination device that allows her to urinate while standing up. It’s neat, discreet, and hygienic. It fits easily in her purse or glove compartment and is a must for travel, music festivals, unsanitary toilets, and drunken pees on the walk home (just don’t get caught!) Cue the confetti!

  21. Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
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    Well, this is one of those gifts when you think – who the hell thinks up this stuff?! But as it turns out, a horse mask is hilarious on a squirrel. This hanging squirrel feeder makes it appear as if any squirrel that eats from it is wearing a horse mask. An epic Father’s Day gift that’ll have the old man choking on his coffee each morning as he stares out the window.

  23. Boob Scarf
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    Make a big hit at the secret Santa party with this creative prank gift. Gift it to your recipient or wear it yourself to the Ugly Sweater Party. Made of polar fleece these boobs are as soft and fluffy as they come.

  25. Smell My Nuts Candle
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    No, really, smell the nuttiness of this deliciously scented candle. The scent of banana nut bread makes this candle a truly outstanding combination of smells in a 13 oz jar of specially blended soy and paraffin wax. 

  27. Umbrella Hat
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    Who likes holding umbrellas anyway? This umbrella hat be a gag gift but it’s darn useful when you have your hands full on rainy days! The umbrella attaches to an elasticized headband and is one size fits most.

  29. Bra Flask
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    This bra will become her new best friend. Now she can drink what she wants, when she wants, where she wants, and bypass security! The sports bra holds up to 25 ounces of her favorite beverage with a removable polyurethane bladder. A long drinking tube with an easy-to-use on/off valve controls the flow. Another “why wasn’t this around in my heyday” item!

  31. Trump Troll Doll
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    Hair To The Chief! Whether they love him or hate him this is a funny gag gift idea for friends or foes. This wild-haired little guy perfectly captures the caricature-like features of America’s 45th President. A unique memento of one of America’s craziest elections of the past 100 years. 

  33. Red Cup Wine Glass
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    Bring fun to any tailgate or party with this Red Cup Wine Glass – reminiscent of the iconic “red cup” but much fancier. The stemware is made from non-toxic, BPA- and phthalate-free plastic and is an eco-conscious solution to single-use red cups. 

  35. Breakfast Sandwich Maker
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    They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day but mornings are hectic for most people. That’s where the Breakfast Sandwich Maker comes to the rescue. It brings together all the fiddly parts for an easy, fresh, DIY breakfast sandwich that you can grab and go. It’s also a great prank gift for the family member who’s a useless cook.

  37. Bubble Wrap Calendar
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    The Bubble Wrap Calendar is a wall calendar you can’t stop popping! Each day is covered with a bubble that you can pop throughout the day and well, the satisfaction derived from that is second to none. Can’t just pop one? Don’t worry, there are bonus bubbles for tough days.

  39. Witty Cocktail Book
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    Kick-off their holiday season with a festively valuable book. Tequila Mockingbird is the world’s bestselling cocktail book for the literary obsessed, featuring 65 delicious drink recipes paired with funny commentary on history’s most beloved novels. It also includes bar bites, drinking games, and whimsical illustrations.

  41. Liquid Ass
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    Liquid Ass is an overwhelmingly stinky, funny practical joke product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate, filling the air with a genuine, foul, butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. Even if you don’t buy this, I recommend you read the hilarious reviews. 

  43. Christmas Bulb Night Light
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    This Christmas bubble light night light will bring back memories! Before everyone tried to be all fancy and elegant with their white Christmas lights, we had fun, tacky Christmas lights like these. This is perfect for a year-round night light or as something special around the holidays. 

  45. Dino Taco Holders
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    Dinosaurs + Tacos = Prehistoric Awesomeness! Thought to be extinct the prehistoric taco holder is back… and ready to carry two of your favorite tacos on its back. Turn your next Taco Tuesday Jurassic, and devour tacos with style.

  47. Bath SipCaddy
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    The only portable cupholder in the world that also holds wine glasses so you can get in a bit of stress relief while you shower. It was designed and developed by a small team of drinking enthusiasts, architects, and designers, who clearly had their priorities right.

  49. Mop Slippers
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    Funny and practical these slippers can be used to clean the kitchen or bathroom. You just wear the slippers while walking from room to room, doing other things. The next thing you know you’ve put the dishes and laundry away, and cleaned the dusty floors! Perfect for the lazy cleaner of the family.

  51. You Suck At Parking Cards
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    Someone taking up two spots in your busy neighborhood? Did they park extremely close to your car? Blocking your driveway? Who needs a note when these cards say it all–– Learn to park, asshole!  A hilarious joke gift for any family member who is always on the road.

  53. Secret Flasks
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    Here’s a double solution to your friend’s public drinking woes. Heading to a music festival? No worries! Take along your essential sunscreen so you won’t get burned (secret flask #1) and a few tampons, if it’s that time of the month (secret shot flasks #2-6.) Of course, security guys won’t even look at a tampon, much less handle them!

  55. A Heart-Shaped Mirkin
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    Botched Brazilian? Misbehaved shave? Unveiled va-jay-jay? The solution is a reusable downstairs toupee, and every gal pal should be gifted one, just in case. Now they can own an emergency rug for Mrs. Downstairs in various colors and shapes – there’s even a Xmas tree. 

  57. Bear Oven Mitts
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    Don’t burn your paws! These “paw” pads are constructed of heat-resistant silicone, letting you handle hot food easily. A perfectly silly stocking stuffer for someone who loves to cook, or camp, or loves bears.

  59. Wonder Women Socks
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    These cool knee-high socks feature a uniquely “Wonder Woman” design and are officially licensed by DC Comics. They feature a small red cape hanging from the back making them a genuinely super standout. For the woman of wonder in your life, a novelty that’s all her.

  61. Dreamy Sponge Holder
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    Once the dishes are clean and bright, lay your sponge in its bed and let it sleep tight. An adorable sponge rest that will fit most sponges (slides under the pillows which remain intact). This funny little gift would look great with a gift set of kitchen towels and cloths. But it’s also just a wonderfully ridiculous gift to give randomly at a White Elephant party.

  63. Butt Face Soap
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    If you know one of those people who have to keep everything separate (we don’t mean you, of course), here’s the perfect soap. This 2-sided bar of Butt / Face Soap makes it easy to know which side to use on which part. It’s even color-coded so no one gets confused.

  65. Bike Pizza Cutter
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    What a cosmopolitan way to slice a pie! This durable little stainless steel, double-wheel pizza cutter will take you on a gastronomic tour from crust to crust. It also includes a stand so they can pop it on display in their kitchen. A fun and trendy gift for any pizza lover on your list.

  67. Girl Power Socks
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    Yep, she’ll like these. A lot. Blue Q Socks are made of a premium cotton-nylon blend for comfort and help people to actively and passively express how they truly feel inside. 

  69. Champagne Bong
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    Whether Champagne, Prosecco, or their favorite sparkling beverage, Chambong is the only accessory they’ll ever need to enjoy in style. Designed for the optimal drinking experience that’s fizz-free, mess-free, and #Classyaf. It’s just like a beer bong, but better.

  71. Ravioli Spoon Rest
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    Mama Mia! Who dropped a ravioli? Oh, never mind, it’s just a pasta-shaped pillowy gadget designed to catch the sauce before it settles on your stovetop! Made of stain-resistant silicone, they’ll be glad you have a pasta-riffic place to rest your spoon. A fun, quirky, and functional little gift.

  73. Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring Book
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    Unicorns think they’re great because they’re all mysterious and magical, but they can sometimes be real jerks. This coloring book features eighteen examples: unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. 

  75. Game of Phones
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    Game of Phones turns your trusty cellular companion into the subject of a scavenger hunt between you and your friends. See who can use their phones the fastest to create an emoji masterpiece, show off the last photo you took, or find the weirdest Google Image result for your name. Game of Thrones fans will appreciate this one.

  77. Bling Cleaning Gloves
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    Cleaning sucks. These gloves make it better with a dazzling gem built-in, so they never have to sacrifice style while getting down to the business of cleaning. The best gift for the “glamour queen” in your crew.

  79. Nice Underwear Doormat
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    Give your houseguests a taste of your subversive sense of humor when they catch a glimpse of your Nice Underwear doormat. Or gift it to a friend or co-worker who definitely would set a camera up in their mat if they could.

  81. Unicorn Ice Cube Tray
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    Make any punch bowl, or serious cocktail, magical with unicorn-shaped ice cubes. Perfect for unicorn or fantasy lovers OR even better for that guy who would never be seen dead with a unicorn ice cube in his bourbon.  

  83. Trap-A-Crap Spray
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    Spritz the bowl before you go, and no one else will ever know! Poo-Pourri Trap-A-Crap has a lovely pure blend of cedarwood and citrus essential oils that works to eliminate stinky bathroom odor before it begins. It’s a darn hilarious gift for everyone from your office friends to Dad or Grandpa.

  85. Punny Notebook
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    This spiral-bound notebook not only has a punny cover that speaks what’s on your mind, but also includes individual sticker sheets. The stickers can be stuck to anything that is just aching for a pun!

  87. Shut Up Liver Wine Glass
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    If you’re looking for a fun and cheeky gift for an upcoming White Elephant Party, then look no further. These fun wine glasses will bring a smile to the face of any friend or colleague. Gift box it with a wine bottle if you want to up your gifting game for a family member.

  89. Pizza Pouch
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    The perfect gag gift for the pizza lover in your life. This pizza-preserving necklace keeps our nation’s favorite pseudo-Italian snack safe and toasty within a zip-lock pouch. A detachable lanyard then lets you take the choicest slice with you instead of leaving it at home, where roommates or turtles could steal it with attitude.

  91. Dad Bod Fanny Pack
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    A waterproof beer belly fanny pack? If this isn’t the best white elephant gift idea I don’t know what is. The beer belly fanny packs provide independent protection for your phone, cash, keys, and watch. It’s a perfect carryall for outdoor sporting events or music festivals or just going out for coffee! 

  93. Star Wars Kama Sutra Guide 
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    If you’re searching for a fun gift for a Star Wars fan with a twisted sense of humor, look no further. The Star Wars Kama Sutra ensures hilarity. Buy it for your spouse or friend, and remember… the internal temperature of a Taun Taun is still “Luke Warm.” 

  95. Penis Light Switch
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    Now, this lil’ number definitely belongs on your white elephant gift guide and he’s guaranteed a good laugh– a penis for turning on your light switch. The funny phallic can come in varied shapes, sizes, and colors to suit all tastes, including glow-in-the-dark, essential for night wanderings– a hilarious gag gift.

  97. Burrito Blanket 
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    These plush blankets are incredibly realistic and though they make a great gag gift they’re functional as all hell. Reviewers rave about how soft and toasty they are. Simply lay down inside the blanket and roll yourself up, becoming the burrito that you’ve always wanted to be.

  99. Poopin’ Frenzy Game
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    A game that promises big laughs for kids and adults alike, and has a lot of fans on Amazon. Plunge the toilet the number of times on the die. When the poop flies out of the toilet, be the first player to grab it midair and earn tokens. The player who earns the most tokens wins! Sh*t hitting the ceiling with loved ones has never been so much fun.

  101. Screaming Goat Figurine 
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    Sure to be a hit at the white elephant gift exchange, this goat statuette bleats out a blood-curdling scream when everyone least expects it. The required batteries are included. 

  103. Coffee Pot Oversized Mug 
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    Everyone needs a favorite coffee mug to express their personality at the office. Shaped like a mini diner coffee pot, this mug can hold 20 ounces of their favorite joe. A unique gift that will surely get people talking around the water cooler.