53 Hilarious Gag Gifts That’ll Make Anyone Pee A Little

By Laura Fiebert | Updated: December 8, 2024

    Welcome to the ultimate treasure trove of giggles and guffaws—where the gifts are so outrageously funny, they should come with a warning label for spontaneous laughter-induced accidents! If you’ve ever wanted to see your friends or family in stitches, doubled over with laughter until they’re pleading for mercy (or at least a break to catch their breath), you’ve hit the jackpot.

    From the absurdly silly to the brilliantly bizarre, our list of hilarious gag gifts is guaranteed to make anyone pee their pants with laughter. So buckle up, and let’s dive into this comedic goldmine that promises a high hilarity level, you might just need to stock up on extra underwear! Here are the best gag gifts out there, guaranteed to make anyone pee a little.

     

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    Snoop Dogg Cookbook
    4.8
    $13.57

    Recipe book that delivers 50 recipes straight from Snoop's own collection: Snoop's cookbook features OG soul food cookbook staples 

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    Fun For Anyone
    Mini Coffee Pot Mug
    4.5
    $24.99

    The mini coffee pot mug is a clever gag gift that brings humor to coffee lovers by mimicking a full-sized pot in a fun, drinkable version. Its novelty design is sure to get laughs while still being functional, making it a perfect blend of practicality and whimsy.

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    Most Ridiculous
    Boob Scarf
    $22.99

    This "boob scarf" is a hilarious gag gift that’s perfect for adding humor to any gathering and sparking laughter. Its quirky design is unexpected and playful, making it a memorable and conversation-starting present.

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    11/26/2024 04:37 am GMT

     

    Budget Pick
    Mini Desktop Vacuum Cleaner
    4.4
    $9.98

    The perfect little companion for your desktop, it allows you to reach the tightest spaces—even the crumbs on your keyboard. At the same time, tools and accessories are stored inside to keep things neat. This is a funny Christmas gift for your favorite office buddy—the one with the perpetual food-covered desk.

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    11/26/2024 04:38 am GMT

     

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    The Original Toilet Timer
    $16.99

    As seen on Shark Tank, this unique 5-minute sand timer is a hilarious yet functional gift. Perfect for any occasion, it’s a fun way to keep bathroom breaks short and sweet!

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    11/20/2024 08:30 pm GMT

  1. Neutralizing Fart Pads
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    Take the bad part out of the fart with the market’s most efficient fart neutralizing pad, effectively filtering odors caused by flatulence. Stick one in ya underpants, and you’re ready for a chili cook-off or an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet. Giving Subtle Butt as a stocking stuffer is a genius idea for your spouse, boyfriend, or co-worker.

  3. Light Saber Chopsticks
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    Make them the party’s life with a pair of these uniquely designed chopsticks. They’re compact enough to be carted anywhere to impress anyone. It is the ideal gift for a Star Wars fan, even if they’re useless with a pair of chopsticks.

  5. Trump Troll Doll
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    Hair To The Chief! Whether they love him or hate him, this is a funny gag gift idea for friends or foes. This wild-haired little guy perfectly captures the caricature-like features of America’s 45th and now 47th President.

  7. Dip Clip Car Condiment Holder
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    This dipping sauce holder is a hilarious and practical gag gift for men who love snacking on the go. Its quirky design adds fun to any drive-thru trip while keeping ketchup and sauces mess-free and within reach!

  9. Weenie Soap
  10. Uncle Richard’s World Famous Dick Soap turns a shower into an hour of pure joy! Getting clean has never been such a pleasure. As soon as Uncle Richard introduced the world to his excellent wiener cleaner, daily and hourly bathing statistics skyrocketed! This naughty stocking stuffer will have him pumped! Every man will laugh straight to the shower when they unwrap this on Christmas morning.

  11. Burrito Blanket 
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    These plush blankets are incredibly realistic, and though they make a great gag gift, they’re functional as all hell. Reviewers rave about how soft and toasty they are. Lay down inside the blanket and roll yourself up, becoming the burrito you’ve always wanted.

  13. Ass Wipes & Fresh Balls gag-gifts-as-wipes
  14. Here’s a winning survival kit combo – Asswipes and Fresh Balls! Asswipes are a biodegradable moist towelette, while Fresh Balls are specially designed to deal with the uncomfortable problems caused by excess moisture and bacteria. This duo will outdo socks and undies as a birthday gift every time! 

  15. Secret Flasks
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    Here’s a double solution to your friend’s public drinking woes. Are you heading to a music festival? No worries! Take along your essential sunscreen so you won’t get burned (secret flask #1) and a few tampons, if it’s that time of the month (secret shot flasks #2-6.) Of course, security guys won’t even look at a tampon, much less handle them!

  17. Breakfast Sandwich Maker
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    They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but most people find mornings hectic. That’s where the Breakfast Sandwich Maker comes to the rescue. It combines all the fiddly parts for an easy, fresh, DIY breakfast sandwich you can grab and go. It’s also a great prank gift for the family member who’s a useless cook.

  19. Poopin’ Frenzy Game
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    A game that promises big laughs for kids and adults alike and has a lot of fans on Amazon. Plunge the toilet the number of times on the die. When the poop flies out of the bathroom, be the first player to grab it midair and earn tokens. The player who makes the most tokens wins! Sh*t hitting the ceiling with loved ones has never been so much fun.

  21. Mop Slippers
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    These slippers can be funny and practical for cleaning the kitchen or bathroom. You wear the slippers while walking from room to room, and doing other things. The next thing you know, you’ve put the dishes and laundry away and cleaned the dusty floors! Perfect for the lazy cleaner of the family.

  23. Screaming Goat Figurine 
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    Sure to be a hit at the white elephant gift exchange, this goat statuette bleats out a blood-curdling scream when everyone least expects it. Of course, the required batteries are included. 

  25. Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
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    Well, this is one of those gifts – who the hell thinks up this stuff?! But as it turns out, a horse mask is hilarious on a squirrel. This hanging squirrel feeder makes it appear like any squirrel that eats from it is wearing a horse mask. An epic Father’s Day gift that’ll have the old man choking on his coffee each morning as he stares out the window.

  27. Umbrella Hat
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    Who likes holding umbrellas anyway? This umbrella hat is a gag gift, but it’s useful when you have your hands full on rainy days! The umbrella attaches to an elasticized headband and is one size fits most.

  29. Smell My Nuts Candle
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    No, smell the nuttiness of this deliciously scented candle. The scent of banana nut bread makes this candle an outstanding combination of smells in a 13 oz jar of specially blended soy and paraffin wax. 

  31. Wonder Women Socks
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    These cool knee-high socks feature a uniquely “Wonder Woman” design and are officially licensed by DC Comics. They feature a small red cape hanging from the back, making them a genuinely super standout for the woman of wonder in your life, a novelty that’s all her.

  33. Go Girl Urinal
  34. Oh, if only these had been around in my 20s! This female urination device allows her to urinate while standing up. It’s neat, discreet, and hygienic. It fits easily in her purse or glove compartment and is a must for travel, music festivals, unsanitary toilets, and drunken pees on the walk home (just don’t get caught!) Cue the confetti!

  35. Witty Cocktail Book
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    Kick-off their holiday season with a festively valuable book. Tequila Mockingbird is the world’s bestselling cocktail book for the literary obsessed. It features 65 delicious drink recipes paired with funny commentary on history’s most beloved novels. The book also includes bar bites, drinking games, and whimsical illustrations.

  37. Umbrella Flask
  38. GoPong’s Rain or Shine Umbrella Flasks look like regular umbrellas but secretly hold 12oz of your favorite alcohol, perfect for discreetly taking drinks to events. Each flask has an airtight seal, a wide mouth for easy filling, and comes with a funnel, making it a clever and cost-saving accessory.

  39. Girl Power Socks
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    Yep, she’ll like these—a lot. Blue Q Socks are made of a premium cotton-nylon blend for comfort and help people to actively and passively express how they truly feel inside. 

  41. Bike Pizza Cutter
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    What a cosmopolitan way to slice a pie! This durable little stainless steel double-wheel pizza cutter will take you on a gastronomic tour from crust to crust. It also includes a stand so they can pop it on display in their kitchen: a fun and trendy gift for any pizza lover on your list.

  43. Butt Face Soap
  44. Here’s the perfect soap if you know one of those people who have to keep everything separate (we don’t mean you, of course). This 2-sided bar of Butt / Face Soap makes it easy to know which side to use on which part. It’s even color-coded, so no one gets confused.

  45. Dino Taco Holders
  46. Dinosaurs + Tacos = Prehistoric Awesomeness! Thought to be extinct, the prehistoric taco holder is back… and ready to carry two of your favorite tacos on its back. Turn your next Taco Tuesday Jurassic, and devour tacos with style.

  47. Christmas Bulb Night Light
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    This Christmas bubble light night light will bring back memories! Before everyone tried to be all fancy and elegant with their white Christmas lights, we had fun with tacky Christmas lights like these. This is perfect for a year-round night light or something special around the holidays. 

  49. Trap-A-Crap Spray
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    Spritz the bowl before you go; no one will ever know! Poo-Pourri Trap-A-Crap has a lovely pure blend of cedarwood and citrus essential oils that eliminates stinky bathroom odor before it begins. It’s a hilarious gift for everyone, from your office friends to Dad or Grandpa.

  51. Red Cup Wine Glass
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    Bring fun to any tailgate or party with this Red Cup Wine Glass – reminiscent of the iconic “red cup” but much fancier. The stemware is made from non-toxic, BPA- and phthalate-free plastic and is an eco-conscious solution to single-use red cups. A fun joke gift for wine lovers.

  53. Crafting With Cat Hair Book
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    Are their favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Crafting with Cat Hair shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts. These projects are cat-friendly, eco-friendly, and require no special equipment or training, from kitty tote bags and finger puppets to fluffy cat toys, picture frames, and more. Lol. The perfect gift for a cat lover.

  55. Bath SipCaddy
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    The only portable cupholder in the world also holds wine glasses, so you can get in some stress relief while you shower. It was designed and developed by a small team of drinking enthusiasts, architects, and designers who had their priorities right.

  57. Game of Phones
  58. Who dis is your trusty cellular companion into the subject of a scavenger hunt between you and your friends. See who can use their phones the fastest to create an emoji masterpiece, show off the last photo you took, or find the weirdest Google Image result for your name. A super fun party game.

  59. Sexy Swimmers Drink Markers
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    Declare the bar open when these Drinking Buddies arrive! Your giftee will get 12 hunky drink markers plus a marker pen to personalize their skimpy trunks. Then, attach the buddy’s hands to the edge of your glass, and he’ll hang around.

  61. Dad Bod Fanny Pack
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    A waterproof beer belly fanny pack? If this isn’t the best white elephant gift idea, I don’t know what is. The beer belly fanny packs provide independent protection for your phone, cash, keys, and watch. It’s a perfect carryall for outdoor sporting events or music festivals or just going out for coffee! 

  63. Shut Up Liver Wine Glass
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    Look no further if you’re looking for a fun and cheeky gift for an upcoming White Elephant Party. These fun wine glasses will bring a smile to the face of any friend or colleague. Gift it with a wine bottle if you want to up your gifting game for a family member.

  65. Bear Oven Mitts
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    Don’t burn your paws! These “paw” pads are heat-resistant silicone, letting you handle hot food easily. A perfectly silly stocking stuffer for someone who loves to cook, camp, or loves bears.

  67. Ravioli Spoon Rest
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    Mama Mia! Who dropped a ravioli? Never mind, it’s just a pasta-shaped pillowy gadget designed to catch the sauce before it settles on your stovetop! Made of stain-resistant silicone, they’ll be glad you have a pasta-riffic place to rest your spoon—a fun, quirky, and functional little gift.

  69. Pizza Pouch
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    The perfect gag gift for the pizza lover in your life. This pizza-preserving necklace keeps our nation’s favorite pseudo-Italian snack safe and toasty within a zip-lock pouch. A detachable lanyard then lets you take the choicest slice with you instead of leaving it home, where roommates or turtles could steal it with attitude.

  71. Penis Light Switch
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    Now, this lil’ number belongs on your white elephant gift guide, and he’s guaranteed a good laugh– a penis for turning on your light switch. The funny phallic can come in varied shapes, sizes, and colors to suit all tastes, including glow-in-the-dark, essential for night wanderings– a truly funny gift idea.

  73. Liquid Ass
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    Liquid Ass is an overwhelmingly stinky, funny, practical joke product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid evaporates, filling the air with a genuine, foul, butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. Even if you don’t buy this, I recommend you read the hilarious reviews. 

  75. Dumbbell Beer Glasses
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    Who says you can’t keep fit and drink beer at the same time? Prove the doubters wrong with this set of two dumbbell beer glasses. Each glass holds 25 ounces of frothy goodness. 

  77. Star Wars Kama Sutra Guide 
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    Look no further if you’re searching for a fun gift for a Star Wars fan with a twisted sense of humor. The Star Wars Kama Sutra ensures hilarity. Buy it for your spouse or friend, and remember… the internal temperature of a Taun Taun is still “Luke Warm.” 

  79. You Suck At Parking Cards
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    Is someone taking up two spots in your busy neighborhood? Did they park extremely close to your car? Blocking your driveway? Who needs a note when these cards say it all–– Learn to park, asshole! A hilarious gag gift for any family member who is always on the road.

  81. A Heart-Shaped Mirkin
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    Botched Brazilian? Misbehaved shave? Unveiled va-jay-jay? The solution is a reusable downstairs toupee, and every gal pal should be gifted one, just in case. Now they can own an emergency rug for Mrs. Downstairs in various colors and shapes – even a Christmas tree. 

  83. Dreamy Sponge Holder
  84. best white elephant gift ideas sponge holder

    Once the dishes are clean and bright, lay your sponge in its bed and let it sleep tight. An adorable sponge rest that will fit most sponges (slides under the pillows remain intact). This funny little gift would look great with a gift set of kitchen towels and clothes. But it’s also just a wonderfully ridiculous gift to give randomly at a White Elephant party.

  85. Champagne Bong
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    Whether they’re enjoying Champagne, prosecco, or their favorite sparkling beverage, Chambong is the only accessory they’ll ever need to enjoy it in style. It is designed for the optimal drinking experience that’s fizz-free, mess-free, and #Classyaf. It’s just like a beer bong, but better.

  87. Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring Book
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    Unicorns think they’re great because they’re all mysterious and magical, but they can sometimes be real jerks. This coloring book features eighteen examples: unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. 

  89. Bling Cleaning Gloves
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    Cleaning sucks. These gloves make it better with a dazzling gem built-in, so they never have to sacrifice style while getting down to cleaning. The best gift for the “glamour queen” in your crew.

  91. Nice Underwear Doormat
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    Give your houseguests a taste of your subversive sense of humor when they catch a glimpse of your Nice Underwear doormat. Or gift it to a friend or co-worker who would set a camera up in their mat if they could.

  93. Unicorn Ice Cube Tray
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    Make any punch bowl or serious cocktail magical with unicorn-shaped ice cubes. Perfect for a unicorn or fantasy lovers OR even better for that guy who would never be seen dead with a unicorn ice cube in his bourbon.  

  95. Note Pad
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    Passive aggression is an art, but not everyone has the talent. This note pad will do the job for them!