- Crafting With Cat Hair
- Subtle Butt
- Half Pint Glass
- Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Drinking Buddies Glass Markers
- Ass Wipes & Fresh Balls
- Kitty Carpet
- Nice Underwear Doormat
- Red Cup Wine Glass
- Natures Dick Pics Calendar
- Jesus Shaves Coffee Mug
- Grumpy Notebooks
- Go Girl
- Wonder Women Socks
- Trump Troll Doll
- Breakfast Sandwich Maker
- Boob Scarf
- Bike Pizza Cutter
- Dino Taco Holders
- Fortune Baking Cups
- The Bathroom Guestbook
- Shut Up Liver
- Mini Desk Vacuum
- Liquid Ass
- Unicorn Ice Cube Tray
- Bubble Wrap Calendar
- Ravioli Spoon Rest
- Tiny Lampshade Night Light
- You Suck At Parking Cards
- Pizza Pouch
- I Hate Everyone Oven Mitt
- Dick Soap
- Don’t F**k The Table Up Coasters
- Butt Face Soap
- Game of Phones
- Mop Slippers
- No Shit Lavatory Mist
- Girl Power Socks
- Light Saber Chopsticks
- The Wine Rack
- Bear Oven Mitts
- Umbrella Hat
- Bling Cleaning Gloves
- Smell My Nuts Candle
- Clean Dreams Sponge Holder
- Dad Bod Fanny Pack
- Tampon Flask
- Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring Book
- Champagne Bong
- Bath SipCaddy
- Dog Butt Magnets
If you are looking for hilarious Christmas gifts or to one-up everyone at your white elephant party we have got some funny gifts ideas for you. You won’t find a whoopee cushion or lame t-shirt on this list. Nail your gift giving this year with the best gag gifts on Amazon that would make anyone pee a little.
Are your favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Do you love to make quirky and one-of-a-kind crafting projects? If so, then it’s time to throw away your lint roller and curl up with your kitty! Crafting with Cat Hair shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts. From kitty tote bags and finger puppets to fluffy cat toys, picture frames, and more, these projects are cat-friendly, eco-friendly, and require no special equipment or training. You can make most of these projects in under an hour—with a little help, of course, from your feline friends!
Take the bad part out of the fart with Subtle Butt fart pads. We combined activated carbon, fabric, and adhesive to create the most effective fart pad on the market. Each pack of 5 Subtle Butt fart pads effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence. Simply stick one in the right place and you’re ready for a chili cook-off or an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet. Giving Subtle Butt as a stocking stuffer is a great idea for your spouse, boyfriend or co-worker with smelly farts.
Keep your dignity and your wits about you with this inspired half pint glass. Made of high-quality glass, the half pint is exactly what you would expect from the name: A pint glass sliced in half to make a half pint glass! This designer glass is a great gift for football fans, after all – it is a game of 2 halves, or just for friends who aren’t big drinkers but still like to fit in. From the front, the half pint glass looks just like a full pint. It is only from the side that the visual deception reveals itself. Great novelty gift fr a beer advocate!
We all know how funny the Horse Mask is and how well it sells. Well, it turns out it’s even funnier on a squirrel. This hanging vinyl 6-1/2″ x 10″ (16.5 cm x 25.4 cm) squirrel feeder makes it appear as if any squirrel that eats from it is wearing a Horse Mask. You’ll laugh every morning as you drink your coffee while staring out the window into your backyard. The hole on top for hanging with string (not included).
Even if you don’t have a B.A. in English, you’re gonna drink as you do! From barflies to book clubs, Tequila Mockingbird is the world’s bestselling cocktail book for the literary obsessed. Featuring 65 delicious drink recipes paired with wry commentary on history’s most beloved novels, Tequila Mockingbird also includes bar bites, drinking games, and whimsical illustrations throughout.
Declare the bar open, your Drinking Buddies have arrived! This Party Edition pack contains 12 hunky drink markers and includes a pen so you can allocate each guest their own buddy for the evening. As well as looking good in trunks, the boys help avoid mix-ups anytime the drinks are flowing. Set of 6 banana hammock wearing drink markers. Simply attach your buddy’s hands to the edge of your glass.
A winning combo! Asswipes are a Bio-degradable moist towelette with a SECRET skin safe formula that’s infused with chamomile, cucumber, aloe, and vitamin E to leave your skin soft smooth and smooth while keeping you clean. Fresh Balls is specially designed to deal specifically with the uncomfortable and unhygienic problems that moisture and bacteria can cause in those “man-regions” – in an all-natural and clump-free way!
Botched Brazilian? Misbehaved shave? Unveiled va-jay-jay? The Solution is Kitty Carpet: reusable downstairs toupee. For the prodigal hippie, the French-web-footed-prostitute-in-another-life, and the woman who wants to bring some spice into the bedroom, the wait is over! Long gone are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving them to make your own merkin. Now you can buy a rug for Mrs. Downstairs in the color you want, cut it to the shape you need, and experience life to the fullest.
Give your houseguests a taste of your subversive sense of humor when they catch a glimpse of our Nice Underwear doormat on your front step! It combines an artist’s touch with affordability to provide functional artistry for the home. This mat is crafted of all-natural coir with slip-resistant backing to meet the industry’s highest standards.
Bring fun to any tailgate or party with this Red Cup Wine Glass. Iconic red cup styling will add a fun theme to your revelings. The durable cup is made from melamine plastic, the base stem is made from clear acrylic plastic. Perfect for beer, wine, cocktails, sodas, and all sorts of beverages. Reusable over and over. Hand wash only. Do not heat or use for hot beverages.
Practical. Hilarious. Witty. Nature’s Dick Pics 2019 Calendar is quite possibly the funniest wall calendar you can buy. We’ve put together a new collection of nature’s finest shafts that will take you on a visually stimulating, 12-month photographic journey in 2019. The calendar is definitely a G rated take on an MA subject and is the perfect gift for him or her and for any fun occasion.
In all the pages, chapters, and verses of the New Testament, there’s not a single mention of Jesus getting a shave. (We do know that John The Baptist got at least one — and that it didn’t go very well.) Assuming Jesus received a shave or two during His lifetime, this remarkably silly mug suggests how it might have looked. The Jesus Shaves Mug begins with the traditional bearded Jesus. But when you pour in hot liquid, a miracle transpires — His beard gradually vanishes before your very eyes! Before too long, you are looking at a clean-shaven Messiah. Hallelujah!
Not everyone has a sunny disposition, so we thought we’d make a set of notebooks for the grumps of the world. This is a set of three notebooks labelled Daily Disappointments, Things That Annoy Me and Fresh Rants. Each has ruled paper and a pocket in the back to hold extra complaints. These are perfect for keeping notes of bad reviews, remembering what you’re mad about and making lists of things you’re dreading. Set of three attached with paper band and shrink wrapped.
Ok, so what’s a GoGirl? Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device that allows you to urinate while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic. GoGirl is easy to use. Just hold GoGirl against your body, forming a seal. Aim and, well, pee. Pretty simple, huh? GoGirl fits easily in your purse, pocket, or glove compartment. It’s a must for travel and sports. And it’s great for every day – no more crouching over or trying to cover up an unsanitary public toilet.
Ladies DC Comics Wonder Woman Cape Knee High Socks. These cool knee-high socks feature a Wonder Woman design, decorated with stars and colored in her iconic colors red, yellow and blue. The socks are officially licensed by DC Comics and feature a small red cape hanging from the back making them truly super!
Hair To The Chief! If they love him or hate him this is a great gag gift for friends foes. This wild-haired little guy perfectly captures the caricature features of America’s 45th President. A unique memento of one of America’s craziest elections of the past 100 years. Approx. 3″ tall. A unique memento of one of America’s craziest elections of the past 100 years.
They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Unfortunately, mornings are hectic for most people, especially families with children. So how do you cope with hunger pangs at breakfast time? If you’re like most people, you have to rush through the meal, gobble down whatever’s handy in the kitchen, or grab a quick, on-the-go bite. That’s where the Breakfast Sandwich Maker by Hamilton Beach comes to the rescue. It’s all about making a fresh breakfast sandwich you can grab and go.
Want a big hit to your party? Want a creative gag gift for your friends? This boob scarf will be the best choice for you. Make your Christmas Party or Ugly Sweater Party memorable this year! Made of polar fleece these boobs are soft and fluffy.
Total length measure 62.99”. breast about 5.9” in diameter.
What a cosmopolitan way to slice a pie! Durable stainless steel, double-wheel pizza cutter will take you on a gastronomic tour from crust to crust. Includes stand. A fun and trendy cute fun gift for any pizza lover on your list.
Dinosaurs + Tacos = Prehistoric Awesomeness! Thought to be extinct the prehistoric taco holder is back… and ready to carry two of your favorite tacos on its back. Turn your next Taco Tuesday Jurassic, and devour tacos with style! Great gift for kids and kidults that are looking to add a bit of fun to the dinner table!
Divine your future with Fred and Friends fortune cupcake bakers. Bake a cupcake with a fortune on the bottom. 12 different fortune stamps come included in each package. It’s a product that combines fun and functionality in one. Standard size cupcake bakers produce cupcakes or muffins identical in size to a conventional muffin pan. The 100% silicone cupcake bakers are made with non-toxic ink.
Everyone loves a little toilet humor! Turn the everyday bathroom break into a chance to record your deepest thoughts for the ages with this quirky guest book. Let friends and family mark each trip to the loo with thoughts, doodles, and assessments of the local décor so others can enjoy their ruminations from the can for decades to come. This padded hardcover journal, complete with foil stamping and a ribbon to mark its 112 pages, will make any water closet just a little bit cheekier.
If you’re looking for a fun and cheeky gift for an upcoming White Elephant Party, then look no further! These fun wine glasses bring a smile to the face of any friend or guest and are a sure hit.
The perfect little companion for your desktop, Henry is always there when you need a little friend to help tidy up. Two vacuum attachments allow you to reach the tightest spaces—even the crumbs in your keyboard. A powerful motor enhances the vacuum performance. Tools and accessories store inside.
Liquid Ass is an overwhelming, stinky, funny practical joke product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. Each spray of this soul-shattering liquid summons the Ass Genie to manhandle your senses. Even if you don’t buy this one I recommend you read the hilarious reviews.
Make any drink or punch bowl magical with unicorn-shaped ice cubes. Perfect for unicorn or fantasy themed birthday parties and everyday fun. Soft silicone ice cube tray lets you pop out cubes with ease.
The Bubble Wrap Calendar is a wall calendar you can’t stop popping! Each day is covered with a bubble that you can pop throughout the day. They will love this calendar for the satisfaction they get every time they pop a bubble. The calendar is typeset in Helvetica Neue for easy reading and a clean, modern look. Can you just pop one? (Don’t worry, there are bonus bubbles for tough days!)
Mama Mia! Who dropped one of the raviolis’? oh, never mind, it’s just Fred’s sauced up, a pasta-shaped pillow designed to catch the sauce before it settles on your stovetop. Made of stain-resistant silicone, you’ll be glad you have a pasta-riffic place to rest your spoon.
This tiny lampshade will turn any smartphone into a fun and stylish nightlight. Just clip it onto your phone, launch your flashlight, and let there be light! No longer will you bother your significant other or cat when you are reading late at night.
Set of 10 “You Suck At Parking” cards. Taking up two spots in a busy neighborhood, parking extremely close to your car, blocking a driveway… this card says it all. Learn to park, asshole. A hilarious gag gift for any family member who is always on the road.
The perfect gag gift for the pizza lover in your life. This pizza-preserving necklace keeps our nation’s favorite pseudo-Italian snack safe and toasty within a zip-lock pouch. A detachable lanyard then lets you take the choicest slice with you instead of leaving it at home, where it could be stolen by roommates or turtles with attitude. Whether you’re headed to a party, the barbershop, or a movie premiere, your pepperoni-stuffed accessory will turn heads and deliver a powerful message to everyone around you: pizza is delicious.
Honestly is the best policy. If you and your friends hate everyone else but each other then this white elephant gift will be a hot commodity. Literally the best gift ever. The recipient will laugh for a good 5 minutes. It also helps hold hot pots. Super insulated and 100% cotton.
Uncle Richard’s World Famous Dick Soap turns a shower into an hour of pure joy! Getting clean has never been such a pleasure. As soon as Uncle Richard introduced the world to his amazing wiener cleaner, statistics for daily – sometimes hourly – bathing skyrocketed! This naughty stocking stuffer will have him pumped! Every man will be laughing his way straight to the shower on Christmas morning.
If you’re looking for a present to give to a person with a great sense of humor, don’t look any further. With these coasters, you’ll give the best gift ever. Humor is appreciated by men and women. So the receiver will always remember this useful funny gift!
If you know one of those people who have to keep everything separate (we don’t mean you, of course), here’s the perfect soap. This 2-sided bar of Butt Face Soap makes it easy to know which side to use! It’s even color-coded so no one gets confused.
Fun Is Coming. Your smartphone already sits on the table while you’re out to brunch, -you might as well give it the official party invite. Game of Phones turns your trusty cellular companion into the subject of a scavenger hunt between you and your friends. Just gather your friends and their smartphones draw a prompt card and see who can use their phones the fastest to create an emoji masterpiece, show off the last photo you took, or find the weirdest Google Image result for your name. Game of Thrones fans will definitely appreciate this one.
Funny and practical these slippers can be used to clean the kitchen or your bathroom, it is a very useful tool when you use it to clean the fine dust. You can just wear this slipper while walking from room to room and putting dishes and laundry away, at the same time, you also clean the dusty floor.
Did you poop? No shit Sherlock. Two quick veils of mist erase evidence of any offense – no matter how foul. Light lemon and cedar scent air freshener. I bet everyone at the office party is going to want to gift swap with you.
Yep, she’ll like these. Blue Q Socks are made of a premium cotton-nylon blend for comfort and help one to both actively and passively express how you truly feel inside. Cotton, nylon, and spandex blend. Machine wash cold.
Be the life of the party with your friends and family by owning a pair of these uniquely designed utensils. compact and so you can carry them easily in your pocket. Impress that date or your kids. Convenient LEDs illuminate in bright colors with easy to use on and off push button.
Not the classiest white elephant gift but sure is interesting. The Winerack: every girl’s best friend. Now you can drink what you want, when you want, where you want, with no hassles and for less money. Sports bra holds up to 25 ounces of your favorite beverage. Removable polyurethane bladder custom-shaped to fit bra. Long drinking tube with easy-to-use on/off valve controls the flow. Don’t they have the guys covered too with this beer belly?
Fred and Friends BEAR HANDS oven mitts, don’t burn your paws. These oven mitts are made from insulated cotton. The “paw” pads are constructed of heat-resistant silicone, letting you handle hot food easily. One right and one left “bear paw” mitt are included. Two mitts are included in each package. It’s a product that combines fun and functionality in one.
Who likes holding umbrellas anyway? Keep your hands free on rainy days with the Beistle Umbrella Hat. This hat has a blue, green, red and yellow nylon umbrella attached to an elasticized headband. It is one size fits most. This is a fun hat that can be worn on many occasions!
Cleaning sucks. These gloves make it better. Fred and friends playful wash gloves have a dazzling gem built in, so you never have to sacrifice style while getting down to the business of cleaning.
No, really, smell the nuttiness of this deliciously scented candle. Banana Nut Bread, Toasted Coconut and Hazelnut make this candle a truly outstanding combination of scents in a 13 oz jar of specially blended soy and paraffin wax. Lead-free wick with a patented straightener to ensure proper burning every time.
Once the dishes are clean and bright, lay your sponge in its bed and let it sleep tight. Adorable sponge rest that will fit most sponges (slides under the pillows which remain intact). Great also to accompany a gift set of kitchen towels and cloths. This makes dishes almost fun again!
A waterproof beer belly fanny pack? If this isn’t the best white elephant gift idea I don’t know what is. The beer belly fanny packs are made of PU and canvas leather with a 3D print fake belly. And it is waterproof. The main compartment provides independent protection for your phones from screen scratches, cash, key, and watch. It is easy for outdoor sports with no worries. Easy to put on and take off with quick release buckle.
The Sunscreen Flask allows for 8 oz. of party fun. No one will question your sunscreen. Fill it with your fave drink and go right in. Guys won’t even look at a tampon much less handle it at security. The tampons shot holder will never be questioned at your venue. Bring alcohol onto cruises, Vegas pools, concerts, sporting events, clubs, bachelorette parties and more. Includes 5 Fake Tampons with Wrappers.
Unicorns think they’re so great because they’re all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole’s Lorenz’s humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!
The Chambong Mini is to Cocktails what the Chambong is to Champagne. It’s the cutest, easiest, and most fun way to take a shot or mixed drink. The Chambong mini 2-pack is a perfect gift and goes great with your drink of choice. Comes with two Chambong Minis each with 3-ounce capacity in luxurious packaging and is made of dishwasher safe, hand-blown high borosilicate glass.
SipCaddy is the only portable cupholder in the world that also holds wine glasses! Attach it to any smooth surface for an instant drink butler for your beer or wine vessel of choice, or for many other household items. Designed and developed by a small team of drinking enthusiasts, architects, and designers, extensively prototyped with 3D printing, SipCaddy is now available worldwide. Here’s to your next shower beer and shower wine!
These dog butts may not sit when you them or fetch your paper, but they will stay attached to all of your magnetic surfaces. Man’s best friend. Designed by Steph Mantis. Set of 6 magnets, Scottie butt, Pug butt, Retriever butt, Dalmatian butt, Poodle butt, and hydrant.