31 Gag Gifts For Women Who Need Of A Good Laugh

By Candice Elliott | Updated: November 24, 2023

    Laughter is the best gift, and making a friend, family member, or co-worker laugh is also a great gift for us. So whether you need a funny Christmas gift, a white elephant gift, a Secret Santa gift, a stocking stuffer, or a just-because gift, we have it covered! And guess what? There’s not a poop joke in sight. Women don’t need poop for a good laugh!

    We’re here to help you create maximum impact with maximum hilarity without spending the earth. So you can win that Dirty Santa competition. Or, at the very least, leave a memorable impression on Aunt Jackie.

    From funny t-shirts to insult bandages, gag-worthy journals to emergency undies, Gen-X soap to wacky kitchen wear, chia pets to cat bonnets, portable urinals, adult stickers, nipple pasties, and voodoo dolls. Plus, much, much, more.

    Give the guffawing gal a good laugh with these 31-gag gifts for women. 

  1. Funny T-Shirt 
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    Kids and their vocabulary these days, who can keep up? This t-shirt will help her decipher all of those acronyms. This t-shirt is perfect for an over-the-hill birthday gift and is available in several sizes and colors. 

  3. BS Button
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    Some gadgets are pretty useless, but this BS button is an exception. Using five different phrases, the BS button will call out BS when pressed, saving her from wasting precious time on someone’s BS. The button also lights, flashes, and has background sound effects. The batteries are included. 

  5. Voodoo Doll
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    Do you know someone with an anger management problem? This voodoo doll might be just the gag gift they need! They can take out their anger by stabbing the included stick pins into the doll while thinking about the object of their anger. The doll comes packaged in a coffin box. 

  7. Achievement Stickers 
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    Let’s be honest. Being an adult is pretty gross and boring a lot of the time. At least they deserve a little reward when they do adult things like folding laundry and eating a salad. These silly stickers are a fun gift or stocking stuffer for the Peter Pan in your life. There are 200 stickers. 

  9. Dumpster Fire
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    You wouldn’t think making a dumpster fire cute is possible, but you were wrong! Look at this cute little guy. You can almost forgive him for being a dumpster fire. The vinyl toy measures 3.5 x 3.5 x 2.75 inches and makes a cute desk ornament. 

  11. Wine Bottle Puzzle 
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    This wine puzzle is a great gag gift for someone who loves wine and is easily frustrated! It’s also a neat party game that makes for a fun activity and an excellent conversation piece. The wooden puzzle has instructions on setting it up but does not come with a bottle of wine. This is a unique gift for a housewarming or hostess gift. 

  13. Insult Bandages 
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    The Bard introduced many new words to the English language and more than a few pity insults. There are 15 bandages, each featuring an image of Shakespeare and an insult from one of his plays. The bandages come in a cute metal tin. These are a funny gag gift for your best friend who loves to read! 

  15. Burrito Blanket
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    Gag gift ideas can be functional, too! This blanket may look like a flour tortilla, but it’s still a blanket! The burrito blanket measures 71 inches across, is machine washable, and is a trending bestseller with all the cool kids on Amazon. Taco Tuesday every day, foodies! 

  17. Blank Journal
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    This hilarious gift is all about maximum impact! Imagine their faces when they open this “cookbook” that’s just a blank journal. Imagine making notes in it on the train, lol. This awesomely original gag gift will win you any Dirty Santa competition! It beats a dirty coloring book!

  19. Emergency Tiara
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    The best gag gifts subtly roast the recipient in a friendly way. So, if you have a loved one or friend who is a bit of a princess, this inflatable emergency tiara is a hilarious gag gift. Because you never know when you’ll need to show the world your royal ways! 

  21. Hangover Survival Kit
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    When you realize you need a hangover survival kit, you cannot buy all the components. Luckily, this “gift set” has everything needed the morning after the night before. The kit includes upset stomach and headache remedies, an energy shot, and more stored in a cute drawstring bag. 

  23. Drink Buddies
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    Fit men in Speedos, what’s not to like? These drink buddies will happily cling to the edge of any glass, so no one else puts their dirty mouth on your drink again! These buddies are a fun gift for a bachelorette party. 

  25. Sleep Mask
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    Husbands, kids, roommates, and flight attendants will think twice about disturbing her precious slumber when she’s wearing this terrifying sleep mask! This makes the sleep mask even more effective as it does act as a light-blocking mask. 

  27. Take-Out Purse 
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    This purse is a great gag gift for the woman who uses her oven as storage and relies primarily on take-out and delivery to eat. The little purse resembles the classic Chinese food take-out containers and is made of vegan leather. The bag is small but can hold daily essentials like a phone, keys, cash, and cards. 

  29. Emergency Underpants
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    There could be many situations where a pair of emergency underpants would be helpful. I don’t want to think about them, but we all know it’s true! Give them the safety and security of three pairs of emergency underpants. The underwear is one size fits most and is made of 100% cotton. 

  31. Deodorant For Gen X


    While the Boomers and Millenials battle it out for which generation is worse, Gen X is… Whatever. Nevermind. If she’s a 90s girl, she gets the joke. 

  33. Bob Ross Chia Pet
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    To the severe Bob Ross fan, this figurine and plant is not a joke gift; it’s a treasure! The gift includes everything they need to grow a thick, lush head of chia hair. The plant reaches total growth in just a week or two, and there are enough seeds for three plantings. 

  35. Wonder Woman Apron
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    All the 1980s kids will remember this as the classic Wonder Woman look. I even had the Underoos! Wonder Woman in the kitchen or not, she’ll get a laugh from and use out of this apron. The apron is made of 100% cotton and is machine washable. 

  37. Sequin Nipple Pasties 
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    You never know when a pole dance opportunity will present itself, and you don’t want to be caught out! Fear no more; these sequin pasties have you covered. Well, a tiny little bit of you, anyway. Made of medical-grade silicone, the pasties are self-adhesive and reusable. Maybe don’t choose these for a Secret Santa gift exchange at work, though. They make a fun prank gift for a prudish friend! 

  39. Funny Keychain
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    “I’ve got your back no matter what” is an annoying cliche. Anyone who agrees, or just your average misanthrope with a macabre sense of humor, will find this keychain amusing. The keychain is made of lightweight, scratch-resistant stainless steel. 

  41. I Hate Everyone Oven Mitt
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    Honestly, it is the best policy. If you and your friends hate everyone else, this white elephant gift will be a hot commodity. The best gift ever. The recipient will laugh for a good 5 minutes. It also helps hold hot pots—super-insulated and 100% cotton.

  43. Wine Glass 
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    That’s right! Slurring is speaking in cursive; not everyone can speak two languages! This stemless wine glass holds a generous 15 ounces and comes in a gift box ready for gifting. 

  45. Cat Bonnet
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    If Laura Ingalls Wilder were a cat, she would have worn this bonnet! The bonnet is made of 100% cotton and is perfect for the cat lover in your life. The package claims that cats love it. Your mileage may vary! 

  47. Bling Bath Bomb
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    Help them chill the eff out by dropping a bling bomb (into the bathtub) with this novelty gift bath bomb. The bomb is blueberry lemongrass with a surprise piece of jewelry inside. It adds a nice fizz to their bath without staining the skin or the bathtub. 

  49. Makeup Bag (maybe)
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    It could be weed, could be makeup, could be a lot of things. It’s no one’s business! The bag is made from 12-ounce canvas material and measures 10 x 8 inches. 

  51. Portable Urinal
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    The state of some women’s public toilets will make you wish you could stand rather than sit when nature calls. With this funnel, you can! The funnel turns any toilet into a urinal. The funnel is made of medical-grade silicone and folds down, so it’s easy to fit into a purse. 

  53. Kale Candy
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    You won’t see this on many gift guides because kale is so gross. This is a perfect gag gift for either a sanctimonious healthy eater or an avowed vegetable hater! Honestly, though, the kale candy doesn’t taste all that bad. It has an herbal taste, which is pretty pleasant. 

  55. Coffee Mug
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    A cup of coffee is no joke, but this coffee mug is. It could also save a life by letting family members or the office know when it’s safe to approach! The glass coffee mug holds 12 ounces. 

  57. Shower Beer Holder
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    Sometimes, life is busy, and you must multi-task, like drinking beer while showering. If only there were a place to sit your beer while you wash your hair. Now there is! This cup holder mounts to any smooth surface with an adhesive that won’t leave behind a sticky residue when removed—the perfect spot for that shower beer. 

  59. Funny Socks
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    I never fart. Toot maybe. Fart never. These Blue Q Socks are woven from soft, luxurious combed cotton, nylon for strength, and spandex for long-lasting fun. The best part is that 1% of the sale of Blue Q socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders/Medecins Sans Frontieres. They’re good people doing extraordinary things around the world.

  61. Morse Code Bracelet
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    Sometimes, you have to say it with jewelry! This expressed sentiment bracelet is made from solid 925 sterling silver beads and black silk cord and is perfect for a passive-aggressive friend or someone who can’t bring themselves to swear out aloud.