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29 White Elephant Gifts That Everyone Will Literally Be Fighting Over

Updated on November 15, 2019 Updated on Nov 15, 2019
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    As the Christmas season rolls around you might be invited to a White Elephant gift exchange party (aka Yankee Swap or Dirty Santa) where friends, family or co-workers get together for a holiday party and exchange awesome gifts. Everyone will leave with a gift but it is very likely your favorite might get stolen from another participant.  Don’t you want to be the one who brought the most sought after best white elephant gift to the holiday party?

    Well, our gift guide has got you covered.  We also have a ton more gag gift ideas and novelty gifts that would be great for our White Elephant Party.

  1. Fun Ramen Bowl
  2. Hopelessly Ramen-tic, this noodle bowl makes dinner for one tender. Ramen nights get an upgrade – all you need is to add noodles to this patterned deep-dish ceramic bowl with a built-in resting place for included wooden chopsticks! The perfect white elephant gift idea for any ramen lover. And who doesn’t love them some ramen? 

  3. Death Wish Coffee
  4. Through our unique blend of Arabica and Robusta beans and our slow roasting process, we naturally produce coffee with double the strength than your average cup of coffee. There are no additives or additional caffeine added throughout making the blend — only organic, Fair Trade coffee beans.

  5. Bathroom Guestbook
  6. Make every trip to the loo memorable with this throne-room tome. Provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your guests express themselves for posterity. No ordinary guest book, this throne-room tome offers provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your guests express themselves for posterity. Who hasn’t had a deep thought on the can? I unique idea for your holiday gift swap.

  7. Breakfast Sandwich Maker
  8. That’s where the Breakfast Sandwich Maker by Hamilton Beach comes to the rescue. It’s all about making a fresh breakfast sandwich you can grab and go. Just choose your bread and layer on the fixings: egg, cheese, precooked meat, or the ingredients of your choice. In five minutes or less, your perfectly assembled breakfast sandwich is ready to eat. You can customize your breakfast sandwich with a practically endless variety of fresh ingredients. Now you know why everyone who loves breakfast sandwiches wants this product in their kitchen! This one will sure to be a big hit.

  9. Master Crapsman
  10. The perfect present for the handyman in your life. The Master Crapsman box set may not come with a plug or 400-horsepower engine, but he (and you) will appreciate its stink-fightin’ power. Box set contains: 2oz Trap-A-Crap (cedarwood + citrus) and 2oz Royal Flush (eucalyptus + spearmint). Each 2 ounce bottle are good up to 100 uses. It is made with Poo-Pourri’s proprietary blend of natural essential oils that create a barrier to bathroom odors. This one is useful and funny making it one of the best white elephant gift ideas.

  11. Gone With The Gin
  12. From best-selling author, Tim Federle of Tequila Mockingbird fame comes Gone with the Gin, the ultimate cocktail book for film buffs. We know your type. You love the smell of napalm in the morning, you see dead people, and you’re the king (or queen!) of the world. The perfect gift for silver screen aficionados and a terrific twist on movie nights, Gone With the Gin includes 50 delicious drinks — paired with winking commentary on history’s most quotable films — plus an all-star lineup of drinking games, movie-themed munchies, and illustrations throughout. A funny white elephant gift the cocktail lover at the party.

  13. May Contain Alcohol
  14. This campfire-style enamel mug is sure to make someone smile wherever they’re used. They’re a hearty 4 inches across and 3.5 inches tall, and have the “May Contain Alcohol” message printed on both sides. This mug makes a funny gift for any beer lover, homebrewer, drinker, camper, outdoorsman, coffee lover, man, woman, pet, and just about anyone that appreciates unique things. Yes it’s fun, but it’s not just a joke coffee mug – everyone will love it!

  15. Waterproof Case Phone Case
  16. This cover is committed to designing and building solid, sturdy and functional products. Bring your phone to the beach or in the pool with you without worrying about any damage and take awesome underwater shots! A great holiday gift for any beach lover.

  17. Periodic Wine Glass
  18. Periodic Tableware marries the clarity of science with the art of mixology, capturing the reaction between laboratory glass and modern tableware. We tap into the nostalgia that surrounds scientific glassware, not just for its kitschy appeal but for the clean aesthetic of its curves. Each piece has a unique look that conveys both hard sciences and stands on its own as a piece of iconic design. The perfect Christmas gift for wine lovers or chemistry nerd. Budget is a little higher for your fancy friends? Throw in a wine bottle.

  19. Codenames
  20. Codenames is a social word card game with a simple premise and challenging gameplay. Two rival spymasters know the secret identities of 25 agents. Their teammates know the agents only by their codenames. The teams compete to see who can make contact with all of their agents first. Spymasters give one-word clues that can point to multiple words on the table. Their teammates try to guess words of their color while avoiding those that belong to the opposing team. And everyone wants to avoid the assassin. We are all kind of over Cards Against Humanity so bring a new fun game to your next party.

  21. Bike Pizza Cutter
  22. Inspired by the Tour de Pizza bicycle pizza slicer is the latest kitchen tool from SOHO Kitchen based in New York. This cool pizza cutter features a dual blade design with 2 non-stick stainless blades for effortless cutting and simple cleaning. It is the 1/10th scale of areal-life fixie bike and is the perfect gift for bike enthusiasts, pizza lovers and anyone who wants a great talking point for the kitchen. It also includes a sturdy display stand for easy storage and display.

  23. Giant Kale Growing Kit
  24. In the land of leafy greens, kale reigns supreme (we hear its marketing team is top notch). Enjoy it in your own farm-to-table salads with this easy DIY kit. Get the seeds started right in the natural jute bag, and once they’re ready to grow on their own, transfer the whole biodegradable bag out to the garden. The seeds are “dinosaur kale,” a cold, hardy variety that thrives when planted in cool weather and will continue producing all the way up until the ground freezes.

  25. Harry Potter Bowl and Spoon
  26. Take some time off from classes at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to brew some coffee or tea! Electronic gadgets aren’t allowed at Hogwarts, so you’ll have to use this Harry Potter Black Cauldron Ceramic Mug with Spoon. Made to look just like a cauldron from a potions class at Hogwarts, this awesome mug will make you feel like a fantastic witch or wizard every time you take a drink – it even includes a spoon and lid so that you can keep your potion of wakening both warm and properly mixed! A fabulous white elephant gift idea if you have a bunch of Potter Heads at your holiday party,

  27. Woodford Reserve Bitters
  28. The bitterness of natural gentian root, the sweetness of cherry and notes of spice. Excellent in an Old Fashioned and other bourbon or whiskey cocktails. These bitters have been barrel-aged in Woodford Reserve bourbon barrels. This little guy makes for a great stocking stuffer.

  29. Air Popper
  30. Make a favorite movie night treat in just minutes. The Hamilton Beach Hot Air Popcorn Popper is easy to use – add the kernels with the built-in measuring cup, plug it in and let the fun begin. Everyone can have their own bowl of popcorn, as this popper makes 16 cups per batch. With an air popper, you can customize the flavor by adjusting the seasonings to your liking or have it plain for a low-calorie snack.

  31. Snoop Dog Cookbook
  32. Looking for cookbooks with a little more personality? Welcome to tha Boss Dogg’s Kitchen. The first cookbook and recipe book from Tha Dogg, From Crook to Cook: Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg’s Kitchen. You’ve seen Snoop Dogg work his culinary magic on VH1’s Emmy-nominated Martha and Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party, and now Tha Dogg’s up in your kitchen…with his first cookbook.

  33. Bobs Burgers Shakers
  34. Bob’s Burgers Ceramic Figural Salt and Pepper Shakers look just like Tina and Louise Belcher and are sure to make great conversation pieces at your dinner table. Tina and Louise may be sisters, but they’re as different as salt and pepper– so who better to spice up a meal the Bob’s Burgers way? This shaker set makes a great gift for fans of the Bob’s Burgers animated television show! Premium ceramic figural shakers. Tina is salt, and Louise is Pepper.

  35. Liquid Courage Decanter
  36. Lift your spirits with a distinctly different decanter. Crafted from hand blown Laboratory glass with mirror finish gold lettering. Packaged in a colorful gift box, this makes the perfect gift for your favorite drinking Buddy. This will sure be a big hit at your white elephant party. 

  37. Toilet Survival Kit
  38. You never know when you’re going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you’re prepared with this Public Toilet Survival Kit. Each kit includes one toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes and one pair of latex-free disposable gloves which should be enough to keep you safe and sanitary in even the most challenging conditions. Do yourself a favor and keep one of these 3-3/4″ (9.5 cm) tall metal tins with you at all times when you travel. You’ll thank us later.

  39. Magnetic Poetry
  40. Dave Kapell, the founder of Magnetic Poetry, was suffering from writer’s block while trying to compose song lyrics. To overcome this problem, he wrote down interesting words on pieces of paper and rearranged them, looking for inspiration.  Dave decided to glue the words to pieces of magnets and to the refrigerator door. Before too long, Dave wasn’t the only one rearranging his would-be song lyrics. When friends came over, Dave noticed they started to move the magnets around, amusing themselves by writing the first magnetic poems.

  41. Hot Sauce Trinity
  42. The perfect way to figure out which sauce you like the best. Handmade in Brooklyn, NY using carefully selected ingredients that are organic and local as much as possible. These award-winning & all-natural recipes perfectly balance original flavors with a satisfying heat. Heat Levels are Mild, Hot and Very Hot. Made using all-natural ingredients so sometimes the color and heat of the sauce may vary slightly from batch to batch but the taste will be the same.

  43. Drink Float
  44. Get the party started. Big with 5 cup holders work with party cups, cans, and bottles. With built-in snacks salad ice/serving chest this makes a great addition for the pool, lakes, hot tub, parties etc. Made of thick, soft and durable premium raft-grade non-phthalates material and rapid valves makes for more than 5x faster inflation and deflation.

  45. Pizza Socks
  46. Pizza socks box – how to eat them?  Hand kneaded combed cotton, baked with fresh ingredients in our oven guarantees that your legs will luxuriate every time you wear them. Thanks to their natural components of the floral origin, skin can freely breathe and be protected at the same time from cold and overheating. 

  47. Muffin Top Baking Set
  48. We’ve all seen the “muffin top” look before, but not like this. Fill these adorable jean-style cupcake pants with your favorite cake batter. As the muffin tops bake, they develop that little extra bulge around the middle. Silicone construction is dishwasher safe and easy to clean. Eat up, it’s just a little more to love. Comes in a colorful gift box with baking tips included inside. This one will give them a good laugh.

  49. Dog Butt Magnets
  50. These dog butts may not sit when you them or fetch your paper, but they will stay attached to all of your magnetic surfaces. Man’s best friend. Designed by Steph Mantis. Set of 6 magnets, Scottie butt, Pug butt, Retriever butt, Dalmatian butt, Poodle butt, and hydrant.

  51. It’s Raining Men Umbrella
  52. Why have it rain cats and dogs when it can be raining men? This umbrella makes the perfect gift for the special someone you have in mind! Watch their face light up as they open their new favorite necessity. Bring some sunshine to your rainy day! How many times has your automatic umbrella failed you during that downpour and left you in the rain? Our manual design allows for you to release the bottom spring for easy gliding when opening and closing. 

  53. Wine Lives Corkscrew
  54. For the truly perfect pairing, this multifunction corkscrew is shaped like a cat to inspire a cozy night in. Versatile tool equipped with stainless steel corkscrew, bottle opener + foil cutter. This bottle opener best gift for the cat lady or cat guy at the party.

  55. Microwave Smores Maker
  56. You can microwave two S’Mores in just 30 seconds or less using this innovative product. You simply fill the water reservoir, place your graham crackers, chocolate and marshmallow on the tray and heat. The marshmallow and chocolate heat at the same time, thus ensuring a perfect S’More every time. You must change the water in the reservoir after every second time used. This S’Mores Maker is dishwasher-safe for easy, convenient cleaning.

  57. Classic Flask
  58. Stanley’s classic 8oz hammertoe ice flask is the product grandpa wished he had. The flask keeps a stiff drink at its best. The flask is 18/8 stainless steel and naturally BPA-free. Wide mouth is leak proof and easy to fill. The integrated lanyard keeps the cap close at hand. This flask is thoughtfully designed with booze in mind, as well as styled in a rugged way that only gets better with age.