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Oh My God! 37 Splendacious Schitt’s Creek Gifts That Would Impress David Rose

Updated on May 27, 2021 Updated on May 27, 2021
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    Perhaps your Mom’s a Schitthead, your best friend, your bébé, or maybe you’re a major Schitthead yourself. Whatever the case, this list of Schitt’s Creek Gifts will leave you bombilating with anticipation. Boop!

  1. Ew, David Tumbler
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    This tumbler is the perfect gift idea for a Schitt’s Creek fan who loves their cold brew or iced tea. And when people try to bug you, just flip it around so they get the message: I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now

  3. Flour Sack Dish Towel 
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    One of the best David quotes from the pilot episode –– “I have asked you thrice now for a towel, so that I may wash this town off my body!” These tea towels make a great housewarming gift or just a cool gift from one Schitty fan to another.

  5. Crows Have Eyes T-Shirt
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    Who could forget Moira in a nest covered in feathers and squawking her dialogue? This will be a tee that only a true fan of Schitt’s Creek pop culture will understand. It’s most definitely a classic piece of fan memorabilia.

  7. Moira Rose Vocabulary Calendar
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    Here’s a calendar that will have them in stitches and adding several new “Moira” words to their vocab each month. Each word comes with its original Schitt’s Creek quote – “I should’ve appreciated those firm, round mammae and Callipygian ass while I had them” – and some memorable illustrations.

  9. Cheesy Wooden Spoons
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    These 12″ spoons make one of the best gifts for a Schitt’s Creek fan, featuring David and Moira Rose and those hilarious lines from Season 2– the one where they attempted to cook. Grab one, or both, and it’ll even come gift wrapped with a Rose Apothecary tag.

  11. You’re Simply The Best Mug
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    No ordinary coffee mug, this caffeine vessel is both sentimental and hilarious as it brings back that incredibly romantic dance scene David performs for Patrick in Season Four– and captures David’s inimitable dance style. Cue happy tears!

  13. Motel-Style Key Tags
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    For that person who wishes they could truly stay at The Rosebud Motel, this keychain tag will get them halfway there. And for their other set of keys – a matching Rose Apothecary tag.

  15. Moira Air Freshener
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    A fuzzy dice is no match for Moira Rose when it comes to poll position on a rearview mirror. Let priestess Moira bless the smell of your car with a choice of fresh, sweet, festive, or floral fragrances (or scent-free). 

  17. Into The Wine Tee
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    Perhaps the best Schitt’s Creek quote (at least the most famous) from the entire series, “I like the wine, and not the label” went on to become an LGBTQ catchphrase becoming synonymous with love equality. Dan Levy and the cast sported a similar tee to this for Toronto pride. 

  19. Rose Apothecary Tumblers
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    Whether wine or coffee is your vice, you can show off your Schitts Creek obsession with these laser-etched, stainless steel tumblers in classy black or white. David would definitely stock these wayyy in front of the plungers.

  21. David Earrings
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    When it comes to truly unique Schitt’s Creek gifts, these earrings take the cake (and they’re only $10!) A superfan will delight in wearing these on a night out – and weeding out other fans while they’re at it.

  23. Community Theatre Poster
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    Who could forget the Schitt’s Creek Community Theatre’s production of Cabaret, directed by the incomparable Moira Rose? This poster will help them always remember, complete with full cast and crew credits.

  25. Pad & Pencil Set
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    Here’s one way to send some love to a Schitt’s fan who loves to write – or write lists. They’ll get a My Schitt List pad and four pencils emblazoned with classic David quips such as “Like Beyonce, I excel as a solo artist” or  “Very uninterested in that opinion”.

  27. Bébé Matching Onesie and T-Shirt
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    We’ll never hear the word baby quite the same again after 6 seasons with Moira Rose (case in point HERE) with such beauties as “You do realize the bébé is crying?” and “Wait, wait, wait. My bébés. My girls. Lorna, second from the left!” Here you can secure both yourself and your bébé matching shirts that are sure to turn heads.

  29. Herb Ertlinger Labels
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    This is the ultimate housewarming gift for the ultimate fan– Moira Rosé Fruit Wine Labels from the Herb Ertlinger Winery. Choose from such “label flavors” as Strawberry Peach: tastes like amoxicillin or Cherry Ice: it might be corked, then pop it on a standard wine bottle and surprise your host! And, no need to wrap it; present it in this Herb Ertlinger tote bag!

  31. Vinyl Sticker Set
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    You don’t need to be a kid to love stickers! This set contains 52 of the best Schitt’s moments in sticky form PLUS a bonus David keychain with some of his best quotes. The decals are made from superior vinyl PVC and are waterproof and sun-proof so you can stick them everywhere.  

  33. Alexis Mug
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    “I’m a Lamborghini. I’m a Hollywood star. I’m a little bit tipsy when I drive my car…” We all have a friend who’s “a little bit Alexis” and here’s the coffee mug to celebrate them, complete with dance moves. Of course, if you really want to drive the point home, grab them one of these sparkly pink coasters as well.

  35. Johnny Rose Tee
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    Johnny Rose may not be the most social media savvy but he’ll give it a try. These unisex tees celebrate the beloved Rose patriarch in super-soft cotton and four colors.

  37. Lanyard
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    If you need to wear a boring lanyard for work, at least make it Schitt boring. This lanyard is anything but dull with a bright multitude of Rose family quotes and images.

  39. Stemless Wine Glasses 
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    For the Schitt’s fan who loves to imbibe as much as Moira and David at a Herb Ertlinger tasting: two classic wine glasses with two classic quotes. Gift them with a bottle of wine so they can appreciate the “quality of a local vintner who brings the muskmelon goodness to his oak Chardonnay.”

  41. Party Decoration Pack
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    Best wishes, warmest regards! This infamous call-and-response farewell is one of the hallmarks of Stevie and David’s friendship and now it can be the catchphrase to your own Schitts’ Creek part-ay. It includes 30 balloons, 12 cupcake toppers, a large cake topper, and the banner. 

  43. David In A Field Hoodie/Tee
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    This picture is worth a thousand laughs. Who could forget David’s adventure into Amish country? It’s so bizarre that it’ll have non-fans questioning what they’re looking at. You can choose between a tee, a v-neck tee, a sweater, or a hoodie.

  45. Keychain
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    They may not have quite the messed up journey of Alexis Rose but any true fan needs this cute keychain to declare their own self-love – “Love that journey for me!”. It would make a perfect farewell or graduation gift.

  47. Priestess Moira Tree Ornament
  48. In all her series finale glory, Moira is in miniature and ready for your Christmas tree, wreath, or as a pretty fantastic stocking stuffer. She’s hand-made to order and a beloved purchase of many fans on Etsy.

  49. Congratulatory Card
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    Be it their graduation, birthday, engagement, or wedding, David can say it all with one look and one card. Or make your own with these rather original coloring notecards.

  51. Memory Foam Bath Mat 
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    Welcome friends to your bathroom with a bit of Rosebud’s famous hospitality: a super-soft, memory foam bath mat that’s both eye-catching and quaint. Cinnamon rolls not included.

  53. A Schitty Cookbook
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    With over 40 recipes, you can get cookin’ as you rewatch the scenes that inspired these dishes. Dishes include: Rosebud Motel Cinnamon Rolls, Sloppy Jocelyns, Twyla’s Meadow Harvest Smoothie, Herb Ertlinger’s Wine Spritzer, and (of course) Fold In The Cheese Aaahnchiladas. Amazon reviewers rate it!  

  55. The Cafe Tropical Baseball Shirt
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    This is a replica of the baseball shirt worn by David when he agrees (against all instinct) to sub in for the annual baseball game. Now all you need is to pair it with these David-esque glasses for the ultimate gift set.

  57. Prayer Candles
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    What more does a devotional fan need than these patron saints to adorn their Schitt’s shrine? The four Rose pillars feature Moira, Alexis, David, and Johnny on traditional “7-day” white altar candles. 

  59. Rose Apothecary Tote Bag 
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    A simple, stylish tote bag for that “branded immersive experience” – as one would expect from Rose Apothecary. This minimalistic tote makes a worthy shopping bag or it can be used as the perfect “gift wrap” for another gift. Say, this coloring book of Schitt’s Creek quotes

  61. Ceramic Coaster Set
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    This set of six coasters highlights five of your favorite characters – and the store – and as many quotes that could be jammed onto a 4″ ceramic coaster. An excellent accompaniment for a Schitty Netflix binge-fest. Holiday gift? Wrap them up in this very cool paper.

  63. Lightning Bolt Sweatshirt 
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    Want to emulate David’s distinct style rather than look like a fan? This lightning bolt sweater will do the job nicely. It’s a perfect replica and 100% cotton. Want one for your dog too? No problem!

     

  65. Town Sign
  66. This Welcome to Schitt’s Creek Tin Sign may be a much smaller replica of the original but nothing is lost in the downsizing. It’s made with heavy gauge metal for a retro nostalgic feel and has pre-drilled holes for easy hanging in the bar, kitchen, garage, or porch.

  67. Assorted Socks
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    These one-size-fits-most crew socks feature hilarious quotes from David and Alexis and the logo from the Rosebud Motel. They’re unisex and would make a superb gift for a superfan’s birthday or to stuff their Christmas stocking. 

  69. Mother’s Day Mug
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    Is Mom a fan of the best TV show around? Let her know that you do understand “the toll a bébé can take on its mother or its mother’s mother” with a little help from mother-of-the-year, Moira Rose.

  71. Funko Pop! David
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    When David was “David in a field” in the Amish community he was begrudgingly hosted and fed for three days and “two sleepless nights.” This Funko Pop! figurine immortalizes the hilarious episode and David’s always distinctive fashion sense.

  73. Cookie Gift Set
  74. Last but not least is a beautifully packaged cookie duo – a most excellent way to say thanks (or I love you) to a Schitt’s Creek fan. It includes two baked-to-order cookies individually packaged in food-safe clear bags and beautifully wrapped and boxed. There’s also a Moira duo over here.