- Ew, David Tumbler
- Flour Sack Dish Towel
- Crows Have Eyes T-Shirt
- Moira Rose Vocabulary Calendar
- Cheesy Wooden Spoons
- You’re Simply The Best Mug
- Motel-Style Key Tags
- Moira Air Freshener
- Into The Wine Tee
- Rose Apothecary Tumblers
- David Earrings
- Community Theatre Poster
- Pad & Pencil Set
- Bébé Matching Onesie and T-Shirt
- Herb Ertlinger Labels
- Vinyl Sticker Set
- Alexis Mug
- Johnny Rose Tee
- Stemless Wine Glass
- Cake Toppers
- David In A Field Hoodie/Tee
- Priestess Moira Tree Ornament
- Valentine’s Day/Anniversary Card
- Memory Foam Bath Mat
- A Schitty Cookbook
- The Cafe Tropical Baseball Shirt
- Prayer Candle
- Rose Apothecary Tote Bag
- Coaster Set
- Lightning Bolt Sweatshirt
- Town Sign
- Assorted Socks
- Coffee Mug
- Funko Pop! David
- Cookie Gift Set
Perhaps your Mom’s a Schitthead, your best friend, your bébé, or maybe you’re a major Schitthead yourself. Whatever the case, this list of Schitt’s Creek Gifts will leave you bombilating with anticipation. Boop!
This tumbler is the perfect gift idea for a Schitt’s Creek fan who loves their cold brew or iced tea. And when people try to bug you, just flip it around so they get the message: I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.
One of the best David quotes from the pilot episode –– “I have asked you thrice now for a towel, so that I may wash this town off my body!” These tea towels make a great housewarming gift or just a cool gift from one Schitty fan to another.
Who could forget Moira in a nest covered in feathers and squawking her dialogue? This will be a tee that only a true fan of Schitt’s Creek pop culture will understand. It’s most definitely a classic piece of fan memorabilia.
Here’s a calendar that will have them in stitches and adding several new “Moira” words to their vocab each month. Each word comes with its original Schitt’s Creek quote – “I should’ve appreciated those firm, round mammae and Callipygian ass while I had them” – and some memorable illustrations.
These 12″ spoons make one of the best gifts for a Schitt’s Creek fan, featuring David and Moira Rose and those hilarious lines from Season 2– the one where they attempted to cook. Grab one, or both, and it’ll even come gift wrapped with a Rose Apothecary tag.
No ordinary coffee mug, this caffeine vessel is both sentimental and hilarious as it brings back that incredibly romantic dance scene David performs for Patrick in Season Four– and captures David’s inimitable dance style. Cue happy tears!
For that person who wishes they could truly stay at The Rosebud Motel, this keychain tag will get them halfway there. And for their other set of keys – a matching Rose Apothecary tag.
A fuzzy dice is no match for Moira Rose when it comes to poll position on a rearview mirror. Let priestess Moira bless the smell of your car with a choice of fresh, sweet, festive, or floral fragrances (or scent-free).
Perhaps the best Schitt’s Creek quote (at least the most famous) from the entire series, “I like the wine, and not the label” went on to become an LGBTQ catchphrase becoming synonymous with love equality. Dan Levy and the cast sported a similar tee to this for Toronto pride.
Whether wine or coffee is your vice, you can show off your Schitts Creek obsession with these laser-etched, stainless steel tumblers in classy black or white. David would definitely stock these wayyy in front of the plungers.
When it comes to truly unique Schitt’s Creek gifts, these earrings take the cake (and they’re only $10!) A superfan will delight in wearing these on a night out – and weeding out other fans while they’re at it.
Who could forget the Schitt’s Creek Community Theatre’s production of Cabaret, directed by the incomparable Moira Rose? This poster will help them always remember, complete with full cast and crew credits.
Here’s one way to send some love to a Schitt’s fan who loves to write – or write lists. They’ll get a My Schitt List pad and four pencils emblazoned with classic David quips such as “Like Beyonce, I excel as a solo artist” or “Very uninterested in that opinion”.
We’ll never hear the word baby quite the same again after 6 seasons with Moira Rose (case in point HERE) with such beauties as “You do realize the bébé is crying?” and “Wait, wait, wait. My bébés. My girls. Lorna, second from the left!” Here you can secure both yourself and your bébé matching shirts that are sure to turn heads.
This is the ultimate housewarming gift for the ultimate fan– Moira Rosé Fruit Wine Labels from the Herb Ertlinger Winery. Choose from such “label flavors” as Strawberry Peach: tastes like amoxicillin or Cherry Ice: it might be corked, then pop it on a standard wine bottle and surprise your host! And, no need to wrap it; present it in this Herb Ertlinger tote bag!
You don’t need to be a kid to love stickers! This set contains 52 of the best Schitt’s moments in sticky form PLUS a bonus David keychain with some of his best quotes. The decals are made from superior vinyl PVC and are waterproof and sun-proof, so you can stick them everywhere.
“I’m a Lamborghini. I’m a Hollywood star. I’m a little bit tipsy when I drive my car…” We all have a friend who’s “a little bit Alexis” and here’s the coffee mug to celebrate them, complete with dance moves. Of course, if you really want to drive the point home, grab them one of these sparkly pink coasters as well.
Johnny Rose may not be the most social media savvy but he’ll give it a try. These unisex tees celebrate the beloved Rose patriarch in super-soft cotton and four colors.
If you need to wear a boring lanyard for work, at least make it Schitt boring. This lanyard is anything but dull with a bright multitude of Rose family quotes and images.
For the Schitt’s fan who loves to imbibe as much as Moira and David at a Herb Ertlinger tasting: a classic wine glass with a classic quote. Gift them with a bottle of wine so they can appreciate the “quality of a local vintner who brings the muskmelon goodness to his oak Chardonnay.”
These fun cake toppers are perfect for a Schitt’s Creek-themed party. There are 18 toppers made of cardboard and bamboo.
This picture is worth a thousand laughs. Who could forget David’s adventure into Amish country? It’s so bizarre that it’ll have non-fans questioning what they’re looking at. You can choose between a tee, a v-neck tee, a sweater, or a hoodie.
They may not have quite the messed up journey of Alexis Rose but any true fan needs this cute keychain to declare their own self-love – “Love that journey for me!”. It would make a perfect farewell or graduation gift.
In all her series finale glory, Moira is in miniature and ready for your Christmas tree, wreath, or as a pretty fantastic stocking stuffer. She’s hand-made to order and a beloved purchase of many fans on Etsy.
Be it Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, or another romantic moment, David can say it all with one look and one card. Or make your own with these rather original coloring notecards.
Welcome friends to your bathroom with a bit of Rosebud’s famous hospitality: a super-soft, memory foam bath mat that’s both eye-catching and quaint. Cinnamon rolls not included.
With over 40 recipes, you can get cookin’ as you rewatch the scenes that inspired these dishes. Dishes include: Rosebud Motel Cinnamon Rolls, Sloppy Jocelyns, Twyla’s Meadow Harvest Smoothie, Herb Ertlinger’s Wine Spritzer, and (of course) Fold In The Cheese Aaahnchiladas. Amazon reviewers rate it!
This is a replica of the baseball shirt worn by David when he agrees (against all instinct) to sub in for the annual baseball game. Now all you need is to pair it with these David-esque glasses for the ultimate gift set.
What more does a devotional fan need than this patron saint to adorn their Schitt’s shrine? The candle is a traditional “8-day” white altar candle and handmade in the USA.
A simple, stylish tote bag for that “branded immersive experience” – as one would expect from Rose Apothecary. This minimalistic tote makes a worthy shopping bag or it can be used as the perfect “gift wrap” for another gift. Say, this coloring book of Schitt’s Creek quotes.
This set of six coasters highlights your favorite characters and catchphrases. The coasters are made of cork to protect furniture and absorb moisture. An excellent accompaniment for a Schitty Netflix binge-fest. Holiday gift? Wrap them up in this very cool paper.
Want to emulate David’s distinct style rather than look like a fan? This lightning bolt sweater will do the job nicely. It’s a perfect replica and 100% cotton. Want one for your dog too? No problem!
This Welcome to Schitt’s Creek Tin Sign may be a much smaller replica of the original but nothing is lost in the downsizing. It’s made with heavy gauge metal for a retro nostalgic feel and has pre-drilled holes for easy hanging in the bar, kitchen, garage, or porch.
These one-size-fits-most crew socks feature hilarious quotes from David and Alexis and the logo from the Rosebud Motel. They’re unisex and would make a superb gift for a superfan’s birthday or to stuff their Christmas stocking.
To the uninitiated, this might look like a mug they picked up at a motel during a road trip, but fans of the show know otherwise! The mug is made of ceramic and holds 16 ounces.
When David was “David in a field” in the Amish community he was begrudgingly hosted and fed for three days and “two sleepless nights.” This Funko Pop! figurine immortalizes the hilarious episode and David’s always distinctive fashion sense.
Last but not least is a beautifully packaged cookie duo – a most excellent way to say thanks (or I love you) to a Schitt’s Creek fan. It includes two baked-to-order cookies individually packaged in food-safe clear bags and beautifully wrapped and boxed. There’s also a Moira duo over here.