- Unusual Knowledge Book
- Pizza Socks Box
- Passive Aggressive Note Pad
- How to Traumatize Your Children
- Carnivore Jerky Bouquet
- ‘I Don’t Need Google’ T-Shirt
- Ugly Children Coffee Mug
- Ultimate Dad Joke Book
- Daddy’s Sippy Cup
- Daddysaurus Travel Mug
- Mr. Good Lookin’ Apron
- One-Line Insults and Put-Downs
- Toilet Timer
- Crotchety Old Man Book
- Potty Putter
- Star Wars Yoda T-Shirt
- Desktop Boxing: Knock Out Your Stress
- Code Brown Emergency Underpants
- The Complete Far Side
- The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
- ‘Dad Joke Loading’ T-Shirt
- Father-ish Book
- Men Have Feelings Pint Glass
- Sorry The Dog Farted Candle
- Toilet Paper Journal
- Cock, The Way Grandma Liked It Cookbook
- Screaming Goat
- Dad Bod Trucker Hat
- Pooping Pooches 2022 Calendar
Father’s Day is just around the corner. You could opt for another boring Father’s Day card, or you can get him the awesome Father’s Day gift he deserves. We say leave the DIY greeting cards to Mother’s Day and opt for a funny Father’s Day gift instead with this hilarious gift guide!
If there’s one thing that dads love, it’s knowing little facts that nobody else knows. This book is full of quirky, funny, and just plain unusual facts that any dad would be proud to bring up in conversation. This 704-page mammoth of a book is crammed full with useless knowledge he’ll absolutely love.
Is your dad a fan of pizza or colorful socks? Then, Pizza Socks Box is an ideal gift for him! The fashion for colorful socks flourishes, and you won’t be able to find crazier socks than pizza socks packed in a box that looks like a real pizza.Made from 80% Cotton, 17% Polyamide, 3% Elastane.
Express yourself the thinly veiled way! This passive-aggressive memo pad lets you clearly but (somewhat) subtly address a range of behavioral failures in others, including poor attitude and lackluster hygiene—the perfect gift for dads who would like just the right amount of input.
Parents of the world rejoice! Knock Knock’s bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new, totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or tried out an entirely new approach, you are bound to succeed!
Does your dad love meat? If so, a salami bouquet gift box is the only bouquet he needs. 20 Long Stem Exotic Meat Sticks in 4 Delicious Flavors – 20oz of Meat Altogether. 5 Sticks each of Elk, Buffalo, Venison (Mild), and Venison (Hot). Let your dad know how much he means to you by getting him a delicious meat bouquet!
A cute t-shirt for the dad who has daughters who know everything. Why use Google when you can ask your daughter?! 100% USA-grown cotton. A slimmer fit around the mid-section gives these shirts a modern athletic look.
Life can be really hard. At least your dad doesn’t have to worry about having ugly children. Every parent lays awake at night agonizing over whether or not their offspring will be attractive. Your father is so lucky. Please, let him know of his good fortune with a funny dad coffee mug gift that says so.
If your dad loves dad jokes, then this is the Father’s Day or birthday gift for him. It’s full of bad jokes that he’ll love. And, let’s face it, he could use some new material. With 501 dad jokes and puns, this book will end up being just as much of a gift to you as it is to him. This is a great gift for first-time dads as they might not be prepared yet for the biological need to interject dad jokes at every turn. It’s just a real winner of a gift.
Got a lover of whiskey in your life this Father’s Day? This funny whiskey glass is the perfect gift idea for that dad in your life who has young kids and also has a love of the good stuff! Whether his kids are still in the sippy cup faze or well past this Daddy’s Sippy Cup whiskey glass will bring a smile to his face!
Featuring the line “Like a normal daddy, but more awesome,” this leak-proof stainless steel tumbler is a sure hit for fun-loving and cool fathers. If the dad in your life bonds with his kids through a mutual love of dinosaurs, traveling, or coffee, then this travel mug dad gift makes a fantastic choice for a Father’s Day gift idea!
Does your dad love to BBQ or otherwise wear a funny apron? Does he lovingly talk about how good-looking he is all the time? If he doesn’t already have a hilarious grilling apron then this is the gift for him. I think we’ve found one of the best Father’s Day gift ideas. Wrap it up!
Dad loves to win arguments. If they can win an argument by burning their opponent to a charred crisp, even better. 450 One Line Insults and Put-Downs is the ammunition your dad needs to fulfill his dreams of being the ultimate hilarious father.
This unique gift idea sends a clear message to the recipient. No more 40-minute bathroom breaks, guys. It’s time to go or get off the pot. This functional sand timer runs for approximately 5 minutes. It’s the perfect present for Christmas, Father’s Day, stocking stuffers, white elephant, and birthdays.
Nothing says “I love you” like making fun of how old your dad is getting. Let him know that you want to protect him from becoming a crotchety old man with this hilarious how-to book. If he’s got a sense of humor then this book will give him countless laughs and practical life advice.
If the dad in your life loves to golf, loves to take his time in the bathroom, AND loves good gag gifts, then this Potty Putter is the perfect gift trifecta. It’s everything a good gag gift should be, and one your whole family will get a kick out of this Father’s Day!
Does your punny new dad love Star Wars, enjoy a good pun, but DOES NOT need or want an apron? Have no fear; the Yoda Best Dad Ever Star Wars T-shirt will do the trick. These 100% cotton t-shirts are comfortable, get the point across that you like Star Wars, and come in a host of colors and patterns.
Is your dad or grandpa a boxing fan? Do they have stress in their life? Desktop Boxing bobblehead is the perfect desk accessory for fun yet effective stress relief. Don’t take out your stress on your coworkers. Take it out on this mini punching bag! Box includes A mini desktop punching bag with a suction cup base, two tiny boxing gloves for your pointer fingers, a mini-book with basic finger boxing moves, and boxing trivia.
Does your dad or grandpa love gag gifts? These Code Brown Commandos are sure to bring a roaring laugh to the entire party. When “disaster” strikes, you’ll be prepared. Every order comes with 3 pairs of individually-packaged underpants.
“Every one of these cartoons is just something that drifted into my head when I was alone with my thoughts. And, for better or worse, I ‘jotted’ them down. It was only later, when perhaps I received an angry letter from someone, that it struck me: Hey! Someone’s been reading my diary!” –Gary Larson, from the preface to The Complete Far Side
Is your dad a dad who loves a good laugh? Want to give your dad something sentimental and funny? The Complete Calvin and Hobbes might be the perfect gift. Calvin and Hobbes is unquestionably one of the most popular comic strips of all time. The entire body of Calvin and Hobbes’s cartoons published in a truly noteworthy tribute to this singular cartoon in The Complete Calvin and Hobbes.
If there’s one thing dad’s love, it’s a good dad joke. If there are two things they love, it’s a good dad joke and a comfortable t-shirt. When you combine those two things, you’ve got the perfect Father’s Day gift for the dad joke-loving father in your life!
This highly relatable collection gets to the heart of parenting: all those unexpected fails, awkward conversations, and well-intentioned little white lies. Clint chronicles all these things and more with stories like “The Time My Son Realized I Was Santa,” “I’ve Never Been to Hell, but I Have Been to a Little Girl’s Birthday Party,” and “How to Get the Sex Talk Very, Very Wrong.” And with each story, you’ll see over and over again that there really aren’t any rules when it comes to parenting, and all you can do is try your best.
Does your dad love a cold beer? Does he have complex emotions like being hungry or thirsty for a cold one? This funny pint glass will be a surefire way to hit his heartstrings. Dad’s everywhere love to be acknowledged and have their feelings validated.
The type of candle every dad wants. Does he make fart jokes about being the best farter ever? We all know it wasn’t the dog but we all just let dad use it as an excuse. This hilarious candle is a great gift idea for the dad in your life who could use an excuse to make the room smell a little better!
Funny Father’s Day notebook that reads:”Great Dads Like You Are Harder To Find Than A Pack Of Toilet Paper During A Pandemic” is a perfect alternative for a gift card to say to your father “Happy Father’s Day.” Inside, you’ll find a lined journal to write in, for creative writing, for creating lists, for scheduling, organizing, and recording your thoughts.
Does your dad enjoy cooking? Does he have a sense of humor? Would your mother be mortified to see him open up this funny gift in front of everyone? If so, this might be the single funniest gift of all time. Cock, The Way Grandma Liked It is the cookbook we all want your dad to receive this Father’s Day.
Want a really unique prank Father’s Day gift? Why not give your dad a weird screaming goat thing? Your pop’s new goat companion sits on a tree stump base. When you give him a gentle press, he screams! The kit also includes a 32-page illustrated pocket guide of fun facts and trivia about everyone’s favorite farm animal. This quirky goat is the perfect gift for Father’s Day!
If it’s time to replace your dad’s favorite baseball hat then might I offer up a suggestion? These hilarious Dad Bod trucker hats are the perfect dad joke. The high-quality material ensures this cap will last for years and the Dad Bod emblem will give him a chuckle each time he puts it on!
You could play the card game but why not play the calendar game? This calendar is comprised entirely of dogs pooping and you know well and good that none of the calendars hanging up in your dad’s shop are even remotely close to the current year. This is the perfect gift for your dad to hang up in his man cave to be the official man cave calendar for the next twenty years.